I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

Beauty is only skin deep and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Retired is being tired twice Ive thought first tired of working then tired of not

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance they demand so much attention that a husband and wife concentrating on their children fail to notice each others faults.

When it comes to eating you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

Retired is being tired twice Ive thought first tired of working then tired of not.

Libraries: Here is where people, one frequently finds, lower their voices, and raise their minds.

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth not going all the way and not starting.

There comes a point where it is just undignified to be a rock 'n' roll star.

Every revolution has its counterrevolution - that is a sign the revolution is for real.

You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It’s like they’re the instrument you’re playing."

A rattlesnake loose in the living room tends to end all discussion of animal rights.

I hate clowns.

If anything, the children of Paris should be giving me even more money for having the privilege of being in the same city as my incredible quality. And so should David Beckham. Call it a Zlaritable donation.

I have decided to launch an Exploratory Committee to examine whether I should run for President in 2016.

I have always weirdly seen myself as more of a character actor. I have never been suave. I could never see myself playing James Bond. I suppose I could fake it, but I am certainly not James Bond in real life.

Life is an end in itself, and the only question as to whether it is worth living is whether you have had enough of it.

Unless they have disabilities to cope with, no family should get more from living on benefits than the average family gets from going out to work. No more open-ended chequebook.

I'd rather make less money and live in a just world.

Marriage is such a beautiful relationship and a gift from God. Its Gods design created between a man and a woman.

I'm definitely not satisfied about my career. I don't know how you can be, it's the very nature of things.

Luxury ruins republics; poverty, monarchies.

Truth is immortal; error is mortal.

I think Mardi Gras is a symbol that we're down but not out.

Whatever you want to have happen to you make it happen for others now and eventually but inevitably you will reap the seeds you have sown.

I can't be a legend yet. I'm not dead.

My intention was to enroll at McGill University but an unexpected series of events led me to study physics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

There are very few self-made millionaires, if any, who have not taken risks which would make the rest of us unable to sleep at night, or keep our food down.

Red lipstick is my armour - I feel it distracts from my hereditary dark circles and gives me an instant psychological lift, no matter what my mood is.

Exceptional ideas create excellent opportunities.

I look at film, but more than watching individual players, I'm trying to watch a team's whole offensive scheme. I'm trying to know their tendencies so I can... guess. That's what it comes down to, really, making the best guess.