Sam Levenson

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Don’t watch the clock; Do what it does. Keep going.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids.

Do not watch the clock. Do what it does. Keep going.

Happy marriages begin when we marry the one we love and the blossom when we love the one we married.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

The difference between keeping things clean and keeping kids clean was that things just sat still and waited for the dirt to collect. We kids were carriers. We ran a pickup and delivery service.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

Love at first sight is easy to understand its when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

The simplest toy one which even the youngest child can operate is called a grandparent.

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

Siblings children of the same parents each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage just listen to her talking to her little brother

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

Dont watch the clock do what it does. Keep going.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is well find it.

Our parents set the moral tone of the family. They expected more of some of us and less of others, but never less than they thought we were capable of.

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.

If you die in an elevator be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others children.

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep Going.

Insanity is hereditary you get it from your children.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.