If everything happens for a reason, then I guess we better explore our reason for meeting.

I'll let you know in a little while. I'm talking to my Tinder crush at the moment and my day can go from good to fantastic depending on if she gives me her number or not.

Great, just started chatting to this cute blonde ;)

Pretty good, got a message from this cute girl. I think she likes me.

I am taking all those y's as an indication as to how exciting our first date will be ;) [Reply to a message like: "Heyyyyyy ;)"9]

You have a cute smile so if we were speaking in person I`d probably ignore the fact that the last question doesn`t make sense. [If she says something that does not make sense. This makes you more intriguing]

Coming out of the gates firing with smilie faces. Don't hold back [name] [Reply to message with smilie face.]

Some nights ago I had a dream that I'd meet a girl named [her name] on [where you met] [Reply to: why are you here]

Damn I thought that would be a hit [Your message did not work, you got something like this: "Haha ... nice try!"]

We are not strangers, we are just good friends who haven't met yet.

Despite all evidence to the contrary I'm not here looking for an easy lay, nor am I looking for the love of my life on an app. As I'm sure you aren't either. Then followup: What I am looking for is someone I have a bit of chemistry with who's confident enough for meaningful connections.

Yes, copied it from my brain and pasted it within your heart ;) [Reply to the question if you copy pasted something]

Knock knock

I knew when we matched an adventure was going to happen.

Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

Well I showed up at the restaurant [date], but you weren't there. Then I realized I had my dates wrong... Our romantic date is this [Saturday] ;) [Reply to: How was your weekend?]

There's nothing wrong with doing comedies, and I'm not against comedies, either, but I always want to do stuff that keeps me off my guard and gets me out of my comfort zone.

There are no mistakes no coincidences all events are blessings given to us to learn from.

'Niggy Tardust' is the voice of a generation, a generation that does not define itself simply by what it's born into.

I believe the most compelling explanation of Obama's actions is that he is, just like his father, an anti-colonialist.

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision.

I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for... my memories aged nought to ten... are all bound up together in a mesh of innocence and fun.

I used to date Latoya for awhile, I was a close freind of the family.

For Snapchat, the closer we can get to 'I want to talk to you' - that emotion of wanting to see you and then seeing you - the better and better our product and our view of the world will be.

When two human beings get together, they're co-present, there is built into it a certain responsibility we have for each other, and when people are co-present in family relationships and other relationships, that responsibility is there. You can't just turn off a person. On the Internet, you can.

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.

The merit of a democratic regime rests on one's continual willingness to exchange views, and to compete on the basis of individual merit and capacities.

There's obviously some validity to it. But I think it also points out that you obviously can do it on your own because people have been doing it long before they had the stuff.

To General McChrystal, those men on his team are his family. You know, these guys, they would do anything. They would die for each other.

Your fears never go away. You just get more comfortable ignoring them.

Our priority must be to build a path towards balancing the budget, and we cannot tolerate growing deficits.

I like to make colored xeroxes of things. I clip out pictures of Liza Minelli and her husband from magazines and I fax them to people anonymously.

I feel incredibly fortunate I walked away, took care of other business, and then came back to show business.

Even bad decisions usually result in good lessons learned.

I'm just not going to tour. One point I want to get across to everybody is that I'm still going to make records and I may still do some events. It's not the last time I'm onstage. It's been a part of my life for too long to quit everything. I have done it since the '80s, and I think it's time now to maybe see if I can live without that part.

The older you get the more realistic it is that your significant other is your significant other. I mean, you'll always have your girlfriends or your guy friends, but the person you're married to is usually your No. 1

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I cant remember if its the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Muslims and Christians can work together to depose dictators and assert the power of the people. We've seen it happen on the Tahrir Square in Cairo during the 2011 revolution in Egypt, with devout Muslims and Coptic Christians protesting side by side.

Radical changes in world politics leave America with a heightened responsibility to be, for the world, an example of a genuinely free, democratic, just and humane society.

The goal in life is not to attain some imaginary ideal; it is to find and fully use our own gifts.