It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.

I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

Busted is not the ideal band I'd like to be in by any stretch of the imagination.

One of the earliest resurrection scenes in the Bible is that of Thomas demanding evidence - he wanted to see, to touch, to prove. Those who question and probe and debate are heirs of the apostles just as much as the most fervent of believers.

Technically a memoir, 'The Woman Warrior' becomes almost magical through its inclusion of folk tales, dreams, and revisions.

Many cults start off with high ideals that get corrupted by leaders or their board of advisors who become power-hungry and dominate and control members' lives. No group with high ideals starts off as a 'cult'; they become one when their errant ways are exposed.

Storytelling is storytelling. Good stories need compelling characters and interesting conflicts. That's the bottom line no matter what medium you're writing for.

In transition I think the spirit goes somewhere, but I don't think it leaves.

I don't think anybody has that crystal ball but the president.

I had a great deal of pressure to move to LA after Romancing the Stone came out and I'd become very popular. But people came to me anyway.

Tough love is the hardest to give.

I saw a lot of people have success handed to them that then exploited it. They didn't protect it or cherish it.

We like writing with each other; it's fun.

As a Republican, I never expected to be working with Hillary Clinton.

I am not comparing myself to great artists, but when you see conceptual artists at work, on some level it's reassuring to know they can paint figuratively. Likewise, when you listen to the '50s jazz people who do these vast solos, you buy into it more if they open by playing a tune.

When Kennedy could not get the civil rights bill passed - and he was the big liberal - Lyndon Johnson came in and it got passed, and he was the conservative and the southerner. So sometimes in politics, to get something done, it takes a special kind of knowledge and a special kind of person, but it doesn't always follow the party lines.

When you give a team life, give a team confidence, anything can happen in a Game 7.

I'm not a show-off; I'm not an exhibitionist.

Chaos is roving through the system and able to undo at any point the best laid plans.

Man will become better when you show him what he is like.

Undoubtedly, the biggest misconception about me is that I'm some staunch conservative, blind, rightwing hardcore Republican who doesn't want to hear anything from the other side.

When I was a child it was very clear what I was allowed to see and what I was not allowed to see and there was no discussion or option or negotiation. Whatever my mom said, that's what went down.

It was interesting doing impressions as somebody else doing impressions. Normally, I'll do a voice, and it's me doing the voice. To have to be Robin Williams doing the voice was an interesting sort of study in getting into somebody's head.

I'm probably a little too uninhibited.