I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

The album was very agressive. It kicks you right in the balls.

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that.

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50. We take a lower cut than Pearl Jam.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means. But it was what it was, and I appreciate what my parents did for me.

I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

Terrorism, ladies and gentlemen, in my eyes I have a very, very, very simple explanation. Gangs of criminals, killers, used unfortunately by certain governments in the past for political purposes, who are on their own now as gangs.

If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice, or representation.

On landing at New York I caught the yellow fever. The kind man who commanded the ship that brought me from France took charge of me and placed me under the care of two Quaker ladies. To their skillful and untiring care I may safely say I owe my life.

Some autistic children cannot stand the sound of certain voices. I have come across cases where teachers tell me that certain children have problems with their voice or another person's voice. This problem tends to be related to high-pitched ladies' voices.

I'm not confident with the ladies. I can't just ask someone out in a club. I'd like to say I'm a gentleman.

I don't like traditions, I am very personal, very independent, I don't like intimate ladies, I mean in German lieder there's a lot of copy, a lot of imitation, a lot of tradition, and this I have put it aside.

I'd love to learn to cook. I think the ladies like a guy who can cook. Also, there are lots of available ladies at cooking classes. Can you tell I'm single?

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

Ladies and gentlemen, I take office at a time in which the world is living in extreme contradictions.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones like three times at the Skyway when it came out.

I think that tennis is a lady's sport, so we should look out there like ladies.

First of all, ladies and gentlemen, you must forget that you are singers.

Ladies and gentleman, I've suffered for my music, now it's your turn.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.

Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment in Alabama's future than an investment in education.

Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime.

Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.

I am, out of the ladies' company, like a fish out of the water.

The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that.

With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying.

Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women's clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect.