Will Harvey

Golf is a game in which you yell 'Fore!', shoot six, and write down five.

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.

What is research but a blind date with knowledge?

Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five.

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote.

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be.

In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these.

Like what you do, if you don't like it, do something else.

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist.