Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

We have deep depth.

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

Whatever you do you should do it with feeling.

I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.

It ain’t over till it’s over.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I'd start playing.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

If you dont know where youre going youll end up somewhere else.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

The future ain't what it used to be.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I never blame myself when Im not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up I change bats.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.

I never said half the things I said.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

You can observe a lot by watching.

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

I never said most of the things I said.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

It gets late early out there.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

It ain't over till it's over.

The game ain't over 'til it's over.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Pitching always beats batting and vice-versa.

It was impossible to get a conversation going everybody was talking too much.

Thats too coincidental to be a coincidence.

If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?

If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.

Without a plan, even the most brilliant business can get lost. You need to have goals, create milestones and have a strategy in place to set yourself up for success.

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices I said Four. I dont think I can eat eight.