Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

We have deep depth.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

The future ain't what it used to be.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I never said most of the things I said.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.

It gets late early out there.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

It ain't over till it's over.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.

I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I'd start playing.