Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here.

That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

It is not reason which makes faith hard, but life.

I started out really making music in my dorm room, and it wasn't really producing or anything like that; it was you making something.

'Entrepreneur' is a French word.

We should pass the U.N.'s Comprehensive Convention on International Terrorism. At least it will clearly establish whom you view as a terrorist and whom you don't. We need to delink terrorism from religion - to isolate terrorists who use this interchange of arguments between terrorism and religion.

Our opponent and many in Congress criticized our decision to end the Iraq war.

I am a huge theatre geek.

We may become the makers of our fate when we have ceased to pose as its prophets.

They... who await No gifts from Chance have conquered Fate.

Destiny itself is like a wonderful wide tapestry in which every thread is guided by an unspeakable tender hand, placed beside another thread and held and carried by a hundred others.

What scouting says to people is: Every child has a right to have an adventure. Life is about grabbing opportunities

People seem to be losing their sense of boundaries more and more, what people are willing to put up on the internet, especially blogs. People seem to assume that only their friends are going to read it but anyone in the world could read it at any time.

I know all the critics.

We need to habituate better thinking to appreciate more of your day because that has a neurological correlate.

The movie 'Black Cat,' from 1934, is one of my favorite movies.

I would like to be a great artist. I would quit pitching if I could paint like Monet or Rousseau. But I can't. What I can do is pitch, and I can do that very well.

The Americans love me because I'm so completely unwilling to change my whole Britishness.

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear.

I don't think you can cry if the script is rubbish. I have to feel it; it's as simple as that. It's just like if you're watching something moving, and you feel yourself welling up. It's the same thing. You're just being carried along with the story. There's nothing magical about it. I think I'm in touch with my emotions, and I can't help it.

All my life, I will continue obstinately to write about love, solitude and passion among the kind of people I know. The rest don't interest me.

When we forgive evil we do not excuse it, we do not tolerate it, we do not smother it. We look the evil full in the face, call it what it is, let its horror shock and stun and enrage us, and only then do we forgive it.

I basically put myself into directors' hands and let them tell me what to do, and the more they told me what to do, the more I liked it.

Joining 'ER,' I felt like that kid who got the golden ticket in 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.' I've been offered chocolate bars all these years, but there had been no golden ticket. Just the stomachache that was called 'Jake in Progress.'

Anyone in the Tooth & Nail or Drive-Thru scene was my thing.