When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here.

That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

All I want are high heels, high heels. If I was a girl, I'd wear a lot of high heels. High, stiletto heels.

Fundamentally, we have to recognize that Iran is not a partner.

Not eating breakfast is the worst thing you can do, that's really the take-home message for teenage girls.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

There ought to be a law against necessity.

A king, realizing his incompetence, can either delegate or abdicate his duties. A father can do neither. If only sons could see the paradox, they would understand the dilemma.

The grounding in natural sciences which I obtained in the course of my medical studies, including preliminary examinations in botany, zoology, physics, and chemistry, was to become decisive in determining the trend of my literary work.

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.

After the act wishing is in vain.

My primary thing is to make a painting, not necessarily to make a painting to sell for gazillions of dollars, but just to make a painting.

If one mouse is a spark then ten thousand are a conflagration.

Logan was talking about the Civil War, which claimed the lives of more than 500,000 Americans. He wanted to provide Civil War veterans with a day to pay respects to their fellow soldiers who did not live to see the end of the war, without losing a day's pay.

Every tub must stand upon its bottom.

Food first, then morality.

I think it's the most wonderful thing in the world to have an identity, something the audience can remember you for.

I love Chicago. It's one of the great cities. I'm crazy about the town. It reminds me of New York when it was at its best, the New York that used to be and is no more. I love the architecture, the old stuff and the new stuff.

One of the things I expect Mr. Trump would look for in a vice president is discretion.

I've been lucky enough to have fulfilled so many ambitions, and gone way past anything I ever thought I would do. I could never have imagined the career that I've had with the Foo Fighters - playing stadiums and having songs on the radio. It's amazing, and my goal is really just to carry on playing.

The catalogue of forms is endless until every shape has found its city new cities will continue to be born. When the forms exhaust their variety and come apart the end of cities begins.

It's very hard for me to think about my songs and attribute some significance to them.

Are creeds such simple things like the clothes which a man can change at will and put on at will? Creeds are such for which people live for ages and ages.

My goal was to be at the point - no older than 40 - where I would have enough resources to make a difference in the lives of disadvantaged people.

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

A society that has made "nostalgia" a marketable commodity on the cultural exchange quickly repudiates the suggestion that life in the past was in any important way better than life today.