Cynthia Nelms

If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.

The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.

Nobody really cares if youre miserable so you might as well be happy.

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.

Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.

Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.

Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.