Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.

If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.

The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.

Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.

Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.

Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.

Nobody really cares if youre miserable so you might as well be happy.

The world is not limited by IQ. We are all limited by bravery and creativity.

One of my favorite album covers is Miguel's 'Wildheart.'

If you ever want to torture my dad tie him up and right in front of him refold a map incorrectly.

I certainly wasn't the kind of kid that grew up collecting bugs and spiders.

When I was dancing, whether it was the music or the story, the question was 'Why am I doing this piece, and why am I dancing?' It is exactly the same when you are acting. You have a very close relationship with your body movement. You have to find the physicality of your character.

Even after he was gone, I still loved my father. I looked Norwegian, like him, with a long face, strong jaw, thin mouth, and flashing eyes. And, like him, I was verbal, easygoing, and low-key on the surface, and, deep down, proud, socially paranoid, full of self-loathing, and prone to rage at injustice.

If everyone is moving forward together then success takes care of itself.

We always thought it strange that nobody was up on that stage playing soul stuff. Maybe people were playing it in their garages, like us, but they always reverted to pure rock when they got on stage.

I'm into women. I've always loved women.

Fresh, clean water cannot be taken for granted. And it is not - water is political, and litigious. Transporting water is impractical for both political and physical reasons, so buying up water rights did not make a lot of sense to me, unless I was pursuing a greater fool theory of investment - which was not my intention.

I retired when the Supreme Court rose for the summer recess in 2009, and a couple of weeks later I drove north from Washington with no regrets about the prior 19 years or about the decision to try living a more normal life for whatever time might remain.

Let's make this clear: I do not hate anybody.

The Southern borders of Bavaria are being protected by Hungary.

Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery its the sincerest form of learning.

There's so many things that I've gone through that I want to share because there's other teenagers that are going through the same things or will go through the same things.

Ruby inherited the Perl philosophy of having more than one way to do the same thing. I inherited that philosophy from Larry Wall, who is my hero actually. I want to make Ruby users free. I want to give them the freedom to choose.

So many of our enormous emotional crises are lived through the media. They're lived through movies; they're lived through what we watch on television - they're not actual events in our life.

After the accession to the euro zone, interest rates declined substantially in Portugal.

You know, I've released some great records and I've released some dogs. But frankly, the fun is in creating the thing.

Well, you know, we've got a lot of stimulus in the economy already from the tax cut, from the lowered interest rates, and also from the refinancing of mortgages.

Insanity destroys reason but not wit.

Swavey is a musical genre that I came up with to describe artists who are too talented to stay in a box with their music.

Nobody should have any illusion about the possibility of gaining military superiority over Russia. We will never allow this to happen.

It was manly and dignified to rely upon God for the dissolution of all troubles. He was the only infallible help, guide and friend.