Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.

If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.

The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.

Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.

Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.

Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.

Nobody really cares if youre miserable so you might as well be happy.

Ultimately, the best speakers are the ones who have put 10,000 hours into listening.

The best defense is a good offence

If you are going to be a doubter, I don't need your negative energy.

No matter what, it is very tricky and difficult just to be a good parent at all. I have a lot of help. And for that I'm very grateful.

A lonely person on a college campus is never more than a few minutes and a bad decision from company.

I like Doritos. I'm usually watching 'The Biggest Loser' eating Doritos.

When the men kill, it is up to us women to fight for the preservation of life.

I guess you should approach the roles differently when they're actual people who have been, this is the difference. Getting the accent exact, or the hair exact is less important in a situation like this.

The game doesn't change.

Climbing is as close as we can come to flying.

Credulity is belief in slight evidence with no evidence or against evidence.

I like to call up ghosts of things past for myself when I'm working a lot.

I have the utmost respect for synthesizers - Soft Cell, early Depeche Mode. But that's become a cliche for the '80s.

Some of the country stuff in the past has been so polished - if you were a guy with a nice pair of jeans, a big belt buckle and nice hat, you were country.

There is nothing out there that I have a grudge against or I have a problem with.

While that amendment failed, human cloning continues to advance and the breakthrough in this unethical and morally questionable science is around the corner.

Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.

Some museum boards think that choosing an architect can be reduced to a science, but it comes down to a matter of taste, pure and simple. A shortlist of prospective designers speaks volumes about the likely outcome. If the candidates' styles are too divergent, the search committee doesn't know what it wants.

I was getting old, man. I was staring 27 in the face.

I believe that Orthodoxy has been thinking lately, and despite other impressions, that we can't have full sacramental communion if we don't first have a fundamental agreement on the question of the primacy, that still isn't there.

I tell you, in my opinion, the cornerstone of democracy is free press - that's the cornerstone.

We have shown, given these last three years, that we were succeeding in fighting terrorists. While during the first 30 years of the former governments they didn't.

I would like to solemnly reaffirm, that poverty is not a fatality.

As, however, the port in reality lies in thirty-two degrees thirty-four minutes, according to the observations that have been made, they went much beyond it, thus making the voyage much longer than was necessary.