Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

Every man is a potential genius until he does something.

People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

Terrorism, ladies and gentlemen, in my eyes I have a very, very, very simple explanation. Gangs of criminals, killers, used unfortunately by certain governments in the past for political purposes, who are on their own now as gangs.

If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice, or representation.

On landing at New York I caught the yellow fever. The kind man who commanded the ship that brought me from France took charge of me and placed me under the care of two Quaker ladies. To their skillful and untiring care I may safely say I owe my life.

Some autistic children cannot stand the sound of certain voices. I have come across cases where teachers tell me that certain children have problems with their voice or another person's voice. This problem tends to be related to high-pitched ladies' voices.

I'm not confident with the ladies. I can't just ask someone out in a club. I'd like to say I'm a gentleman.

I don't like traditions, I am very personal, very independent, I don't like intimate ladies, I mean in German lieder there's a lot of copy, a lot of imitation, a lot of tradition, and this I have put it aside.

I'd love to learn to cook. I think the ladies like a guy who can cook. Also, there are lots of available ladies at cooking classes. Can you tell I'm single?

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

Ladies and gentlemen, I take office at a time in which the world is living in extreme contradictions.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones like three times at the Skyway when it came out.

I think that tennis is a lady's sport, so we should look out there like ladies.

First of all, ladies and gentlemen, you must forget that you are singers.

Ladies and gentleman, I've suffered for my music, now it's your turn.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.

Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment in Alabama's future than an investment in education.

Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime.

Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.

I am, out of the ladies' company, like a fish out of the water.

The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that.

With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying.

Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women's clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect.

One of the things I like about the show is it redefines the idea of what it is to be a mother, which at its most basic level is to take care of a child. It doesn't mean you have to look like the ladies in the Lysol commercials.

Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!

I had two sisters, and we would love to get dressed up and pretend that we were chic, sophisticated ladies. And I think that was a great sort of preparation, in a way.

A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.

The problems with First Ladies is that you have to set the standard. My role is to be both star and slave.

I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.

I shall not be satisfied unless I produce something which shall for a few days supersede the last fashionable novel on the tables of young ladies.

Not only did I get an A in music but I got an A in ladies.

I had no idea what to expect when we did Ladies' Night. I didn't think it was going to get nominated for a Grammy. I didn't know that we would have to perform on the MTV Awards show.

When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera. But in everyday life, unless you're watching and censoring yourself every minute, or spending all your time in the company of ladies, what you feel is bound to show in your eyes.

I think it was a great moment for America to have two ladies on the podium.

I'm interested in playing old ladies because I am becoming one. And I want to become a very good one!

Some men tend to cling to old intellectual excitements, just as some belles, when they are old ladies, still cling to the fashions and coiffures of their exciting youth.

Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.

We must admit that it is quite common that people do have affairs with their leading ladies and men.

Ladies and gentlemen, I wish I had better news for you but we are facing a storm that most of us have feared. This is a threat that we've never faced before.

The miniskirt enables young ladies to run faster, and because of it, they may have to.

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.

Little old ladies of both sexes. Why do I let them bother me?