Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.

One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.

Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.

The Pope? How many divisions has he got?

Everyone imposes his own system as far as his army can reach.

When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.

The writer is the engineer of the human soul.

Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.

The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do.

Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.

Mankind is divided into rich and poor, into property owners and exploited; and to abstract oneself from this fundamental division; and from the antagonism between poor and rich means abstracting oneself from fundamental facts.

History shows that there are no invincible armies.

In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance.

If the opposition disarms, well and good. If it refuses to disarm, we shall disarm it ourselves.

I believe in one thing only, the power of human will.

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.

You cannot make a revolution with silk gloves.

A sincere diplomat is like dry water or wooden iron.

We don't let them have ideas. Why would we let them have guns?

If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a "peace conference," you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes.

The only real power comes out of a long rifle.

The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.

Print is the sharpest and the strongest weapon of our party.

I trust no one, not even myself.

Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas.

If any foreign minister begins to defend to the death a 'peace conference', you can be sure his government has already placed its orders for new battleships and airplanes.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

Death solves all problems no man no problem.

A single death is a tragedy a million deaths is a statistic.

The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.

Death is the solution to all problems. No man no problem.

A certain inequality in regard to property still exists in a socialist society. But in a socialist society there is no unemployment, no exploitation, no oppression of nationalities.

Marxism is not only the theory of socialism, it is an integral world outlook, a philosophical system, from which Marx's proletarion socialism logically follows. This philosophical system is called dialectical materialism.

I like to take pictures of lots of things: people-such as my nephews, my dogs, and just interesting objects that I see. For instance, I might take a picture of flowers by the side of the road, an old sign or a fence.

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.

I am elected by the people of Bucharest, not the dogs.

My feet are dogs.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Happens to everybody. Horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive.

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.

Of the seven experiments, the ones that have been most investigated so far have been the pets. The dogs who know when their masters for coming home, and the sense of being stared at.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!

Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.

In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.

That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.

Dogs are very, very pleasant with people that they're connected to.