Damn I thought that would be a hit [Your message did not work, you got something like this: "Haha ... nice try!"]

I'll let you know in a little while. I'm talking to my Tinder crush at the moment and my day can go from good to fantastic depending on if she gives me her number or not.

Great, just started chatting to this cute blonde ;)

Pretty good, got a message from this cute girl. I think she likes me.

I am taking all those y's as an indication as to how exciting our first date will be ;) [Reply to a message like: "Heyyyyyy ;)"9]

You have a cute smile so if we were speaking in person I`d probably ignore the fact that the last question doesn`t make sense. [If she says something that does not make sense. This makes you more intriguing]

Coming out of the gates firing with smilie faces. Don't hold back [name] [Reply to message with smilie face.]

Some nights ago I had a dream that I'd meet a girl named [her name] on [where you met] [Reply to: why are you here]

We are not strangers, we are just good friends who haven't met yet.

Despite all evidence to the contrary I'm not here looking for an easy lay, nor am I looking for the love of my life on an app. As I'm sure you aren't either. Then followup: What I am looking for is someone I have a bit of chemistry with who's confident enough for meaningful connections.

Yes, copied it from my brain and pasted it within your heart ;) [Reply to the question if you copy pasted something]

Knock knock

I knew when we matched an adventure was going to happen.

If everything happens for a reason, then I guess we better explore our reason for meeting.

Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

Well I showed up at the restaurant [date], but you weren't there. Then I realized I had my dates wrong... Our romantic date is this [Saturday] ;) [Reply to: How was your weekend?]

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

Quakers are known for wanting to give back. Ban the bomb and the civil rights movement and the native American struggle for justice - those things were very, very front-burner in my childhood, as were the ideas of working for peace and if you have more than you need, then you share it with people who don't.

Art is not merely an imitation of the reality of nature, but in truth a metaphysical supplement to the reality of nature, placed alongside thereof for its conquest.

A daughter is the most beautiful gifts this world has to give.

Louisiana has got a very specific warmth and humidity and richness of light.

I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.

As part of Depeche Mode, I don't think it's right for me to be using my own songs for a solo project. I'm not a very prolific songwriter, so I keep those for Depeche Mode.

Control, like curiosity, can be an exterminator.

I did 12 years with nuns, you know. So I came out of it going, like, 'I think Jesus is all right.' The rest of it I think stinks to the high heavens.

No man ever got very high by pulling other people down. The intelligent merchant does not knock his competitors. The sensible worker does not knock those who work with him. Don't knock your friends. Don't knock your enemies. Don't knock yourself.

Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit.

We access virtually every producing basin, whether for natural gas or crude oil, in the U.S. and Canada.

I will only think of settling down after Salman Khan, the other most eligible bachelor, plans to settle down. We are eligible bachelors, but he's the rock star, so let him get married first; then I'll think about myself.

Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. I think it's in my basement... let me go upstairs and check.

Women get more unhappy the more they try to liberate themselves.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Genuine equality means not treating everyone the same but attending equally to everyones different needs.

We need more gay in the world! I really believe that.

Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.

Gospel artists are messengers; they are vessels of a message.

Yesterday the flame of the Olympic torch was carried through our great state on its way to Salt Lake City.

I made a lot of good friends in Philadelphia and the last thing that I would want to do is dog anyone in that clubhouse. If I made it sound like that, it was a mistake.

In the 1920s you could buy stocks on margin. You could put 10 percent down and borrow the rest against your stocks.

After my first No. 1 song back in 2006, I worried I may never have another one.