You have a cute smile so if we were speaking in person I`d probably ignore the fact that the last question doesn`t make sense. [If she says something that does not make sense. This makes you more intriguing]

I'll let you know in a little while. I'm talking to my Tinder crush at the moment and my day can go from good to fantastic depending on if she gives me her number or not.

Great, just started chatting to this cute blonde ;)

Pretty good, got a message from this cute girl. I think she likes me.

I am taking all those y's as an indication as to how exciting our first date will be ;) [Reply to a message like: "Heyyyyyy ;)"9]

Coming out of the gates firing with smilie faces. Don't hold back [name] [Reply to message with smilie face.]

Some nights ago I had a dream that I'd meet a girl named [her name] on [where you met] [Reply to: why are you here]

Damn I thought that would be a hit [Your message did not work, you got something like this: "Haha ... nice try!"]

We are not strangers, we are just good friends who haven't met yet.

Despite all evidence to the contrary I'm not here looking for an easy lay, nor am I looking for the love of my life on an app. As I'm sure you aren't either. Then followup: What I am looking for is someone I have a bit of chemistry with who's confident enough for meaningful connections.

Yes, copied it from my brain and pasted it within your heart ;) [Reply to the question if you copy pasted something]

Knock knock

I knew when we matched an adventure was going to happen.

If everything happens for a reason, then I guess we better explore our reason for meeting.

Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

Well I showed up at the restaurant [date], but you weren't there. Then I realized I had my dates wrong... Our romantic date is this [Saturday] ;) [Reply to: How was your weekend?]

Art history is littered with work that involves light.

The Seanad question was one element of a process of change and reform to politics that government has been pursuing.

I accept you, and you get the same respect from me whether you are black, white, gay straight, Asian, bisexual, Australian, tall, fat, whatever it is. We are all people, and I look at the people of the world the same way, as my brothers and sisters.

To uncover your true potential you must first find your own limits and then you have to have the courage to blow past them.

Let us forget the frustrations of the past and think of our unfulfilled potential.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

I don't believe in anti-heroes. Duke Wayne played a mean guy but never an anti-hero.

The career of an esthete was nothing I ever intended.

Loving someone never gives you the right to control them. You can't force them to love you the way you want.

Dont compare yourself to others. Compare yourself to the person from yesterday.

I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end.

I did find a wonderful girl last year, but the photographs that we did were more about motorcars.

'Contagion' should serve as a wake-up call not only about the germs, but perhaps more importantly about the frailty of governance, nationally and worldwide.

In South Africa, success never presented the problems that it presents in New York. In New York, if you happen to be the flavor of the month, a lot of nonsense comes with it into your life.

You replace it by 23 percent tax, a frank, transparent tax embedded in the cost at retail, and everybody gets to takes their whole check home. And the average income earner gets a 50 percent increase in take-home pay.

Just move to the Internet its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

If you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you'll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving to yourself.

Directing 'When You Find Me' was one of the most creatively rewarding endeavors of my career.

A lot of my work is with children and there's a reason for that, because they really level you.

I can't stomach the thought that we are passing down to the next generation a country that is less viable, less good, less competitive, less compassionate than the one we got.

Stability is not the way of the world.

American culture is not about experiencing our shame, it's about denying it. It's been that way our whole history.

I've learned some of the greatest life lessons from growing up in the skate and punk rock communities.

Television is a lot more fast-paced, where with films, you really have the ability to get to know your characters. When I was doing guest star roles, I was only one, like, one episode of a thirty minute to an hour show, so you don't really have time to get to know my characters.