Well I showed up at the restaurant [date], but you weren't there. Then I realized I had my dates wrong... Our romantic date is this [Saturday] ;) [Reply to: How was your weekend?]

I'll let you know in a little while. I'm talking to my Tinder crush at the moment and my day can go from good to fantastic depending on if she gives me her number or not.

Great, just started chatting to this cute blonde ;)

Pretty good, got a message from this cute girl. I think she likes me.

I am taking all those y's as an indication as to how exciting our first date will be ;) [Reply to a message like: "Heyyyyyy ;)"9]

You have a cute smile so if we were speaking in person I`d probably ignore the fact that the last question doesn`t make sense. [If she says something that does not make sense. This makes you more intriguing]

Coming out of the gates firing with smilie faces. Don't hold back [name] [Reply to message with smilie face.]

Some nights ago I had a dream that I'd meet a girl named [her name] on [where you met] [Reply to: why are you here]

Damn I thought that would be a hit [Your message did not work, you got something like this: "Haha ... nice try!"]

We are not strangers, we are just good friends who haven't met yet.

Despite all evidence to the contrary I'm not here looking for an easy lay, nor am I looking for the love of my life on an app. As I'm sure you aren't either. Then followup: What I am looking for is someone I have a bit of chemistry with who's confident enough for meaningful connections.

Yes, copied it from my brain and pasted it within your heart ;) [Reply to the question if you copy pasted something]

Knock knock

I knew when we matched an adventure was going to happen.

If everything happens for a reason, then I guess we better explore our reason for meeting.

Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

Rather than proposing a forward-looking energy initiative, House Republicans continue to push Big Oil's tired old ideas, ideas that will do absolutely nothing to lower gas prices for the American consumer.

The Kingdom of Heaven is not for the well-meaning: it is for the desperate.

When actors are vying for the same kinds of roles, there's bound to be a little rivalry. Deep friendships cannot be forged when you are competing with each other.

The principle of all successful effort is to try to do not what is absolutely the best, but what is easily within our power, and suited for our temperament and condition.

If a test of civilization be sought, none can be so sure as the condition of that half of society over which the other half has power.

I have absolutely no empathy for camels. I didnt care for being abused in the Middle East by those horrible horrible horrible creatures. They dont like people. Its not at all like the relationship between horses and humans.

We are truly indefatigable in providing for the needs of the body, but we starve the soul.

I am convinced that nothing we do is more important than hiring and developing people. At the end of the day you bet on people, not on strategies.

In the 1990s, the Lib Dems won a string of byelections at the expense of struggling Conservative governments. Christchurch, Ribble Valley and Eastbourne went straight back to the Tories at the next general election, but the Lib Dems held their later byelection gains - Eastleigh, Newbury and Romsey - in at least two subsequent general elections.

I will sign pro life bills. But what people are interested in is what we can do to create jobs, grow the economy, and keep our costs under control.

I was very sensitive. I liked everything that touched fantasy and beauty. I dreamed of being a ballerina, but Mother said I was too big, too long.

The 'public' scares me, but people I trust.

Well, you need the villain. If you don't have a villain, the good guy can stay home.

I get over-excited by every opportunity that comes my way. I end up doing too much.

Zhang Yimou is an artist. Sometimes we did only two or three shots a day because we were waiting for the sun.

When I was in high school, I was doing all the plays. My drama teacher, Melody Duggan, was the one one who first made me do stand-up. She's the origin of the whole thing; it's all her. In high school in Denver, that was kind of the beginning of it all.

Some people are desperately looking for scapegoats, they just don't want to see the truth!

As in the rankest soil the most beautiful flowers are grown, so in the dark soil of poverty the choicest flowers of humanity have developed and bloomed.

I slept for four years. I didn't study much of anything. I majored in something called communication arts.

I was brought up with a scientific outlook on life. It's the way my father deciphers the world - whether it's football, politics or hairstyles. So I don't get anxious about the future, because I was raised to believe and accept that nothing stays the same, and the best way to survive is to adapt.

And I knew it was bad when I woke up in the mornings and the only thing I looked forward to was going back to bed.

I believe empathy is the most essential quality of civilization.

I'd love to work with Aaron Sorkin on something. Just the way he writes, he has no fear in writing people that are fiercely intelligent, and I love that.

He who does not want does not act.