Despite all evidence to the contrary I'm not here looking for an easy lay, nor am I looking for the love of my life on an app. As I'm sure you aren't either. Then followup: What I am looking for is someone I have a bit of chemistry with who's confident enough for meaningful connections.

I'll let you know in a little while. I'm talking to my Tinder crush at the moment and my day can go from good to fantastic depending on if she gives me her number or not.

Great, just started chatting to this cute blonde ;)

Pretty good, got a message from this cute girl. I think she likes me.

I am taking all those y's as an indication as to how exciting our first date will be ;) [Reply to a message like: "Heyyyyyy ;)"9]

You have a cute smile so if we were speaking in person I`d probably ignore the fact that the last question doesn`t make sense. [If she says something that does not make sense. This makes you more intriguing]

Coming out of the gates firing with smilie faces. Don't hold back [name] [Reply to message with smilie face.]

Some nights ago I had a dream that I'd meet a girl named [her name] on [where you met] [Reply to: why are you here]

Damn I thought that would be a hit [Your message did not work, you got something like this: "Haha ... nice try!"]

We are not strangers, we are just good friends who haven't met yet.

Yes, copied it from my brain and pasted it within your heart ;) [Reply to the question if you copy pasted something]

Knock knock

I knew when we matched an adventure was going to happen.

If everything happens for a reason, then I guess we better explore our reason for meeting.

Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.

Well I showed up at the restaurant [date], but you weren't there. Then I realized I had my dates wrong... Our romantic date is this [Saturday] ;) [Reply to: How was your weekend?]

There are certain pursuits which, if not wholly poetic and true, do at least suggest a nobler and finer relation to nature than we know. The keeping of bees, for instance.

I'm an entertainer: I want to make people laugh, cry. I want to move them.

But the shortest works are always the best.

If you give appreciation to people you win their goodwill.

Mother Nature comes up against reality, and the reality is that the system doesn't work.

It was just like a dream. I could have ended up with an album that's not all that different from anything else coming out of Nashville. Mutt made the difference. He took these songs, my attitude, my creativity, and colored them in a way that is unique.

I don't believe in an outside agent that creates the world, then walks away. But I feel very strongly there is an intelligence at work in every flower, in every blade of grass, in every cell of my body. And it is that intelligence that, I wouldn't say created the universe. It is creating the universe. It's an ongoing process.

Unfortunately, I suffer from insomnia, so my bedtime is as soon as I start to feel the least bit sleepy.

While my seemingly compulsive school-hopping has raised some eyebrows among my peers and caused my parents understandable consternation, I do not regret it.

I have had five phenomenal children, a great husband and, even though we are separated, we are good friends.

I headline concert halls for 20,000 people, but I still play smaller venues.

Faith is a grand cathedral with divinely pictured windows standing without you can see no glory nor can imagine any but standing within every ray of light reveals a harmony of unspeakable splendors.

Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

When I was a boy, unconsciously, spontaneously I learned the art of telling ironic stories.

Nowadays they either want to move the film to Canada or in some cases they go to Prague or Romania or they want to keep 'em down in L.A.

We don't live in the Garden. We live far from Eden. Every life is full of heartaches. Every life, frankly, is unspeakably sad.

I'm not religious, but I'm very spiritual.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

I get about three letters a day from all over the world.

Dont be concerned that things appear to be falling apart this has to happen in order for something new and wonderful to emerge.

Nothing we do is ever going unnoticed. It's on CCTV cameras, it's on iphones, it's everywhere.

America is a country formed by diverse communities from different countries. Overall, the country is very hospitable and gives opportunities to grow. Saying that, I'd also say I'm not a 'white' immigrant; a South Asian's experience is different than, say, a European immigrant's.

The most likely explanation is the most practical. 'Macbeth' is a very popular play with audiences. If you want to sell out a theater, just mount a production of 'Macbeth'. It's a short play, it's an exciting play, it's easy to understand, and it attracts great acting.

I would love to earn another fight with Ronda Rousey again. She's the best in the world, and as a competitor you want to go up against the best. She's demolished everyone and I think I'm the only one that has taken her into the third round. I'm going to keep fighting and try to earn another fight with her. I'd love to become the UFC World Champion.