Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?

The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?

Does anyone want to see a person who's making the money that the newspapers say I'm making complaining, 'Woe is me, my life is terrible, and people are being unfair?' No one would've had any patience for that. I wouldn't have any patience for that.

Even the bad interviews I think you learn from. They make you better.

I admire people who are completely at ease with themselves. But I don't have that feeling.

I am the luckiest guy I know.

I can't be as open on national television as I can when I'm having dinner with friends. But that doesn't mean the type of person I am is different. My values, my dislikes, my sense of humor are the same.

I kid my friends who are golfers, and I say, 'If you ever hear me complain, hit me in the butt with a putter' because I have no reason to complain. Even on days when you don't like what you see in the paper, I have no reason to complain.

I probably would do over the Tom Cruise interview because I've thought of so many things I would have said in hindsight.

I worry about that every single day: Am I being a good father?

If you have a bad experience on the air, you don't think you've done your job, or you have an embarrassing moment. I guarantee you'll work harder the next time not to let it happen again.

In some ways, being No. 2 in the ratings is a real shot in the arm, a kick in the pants.

In this business, the minute you start feeling comfortable about the show you're doing or the ratings you're getting, you're in big trouble.

Katie Couric is kind of my soulmate.

Meredith Vieira warms my heart.

My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.

People don't want to see me having a bad morning. They have job problems, financial problems, family pressures, kids to get off to school. The last thing they want to wake up to is someone showing them the same problems. So maybe that's the one time I am forced to act.

Times are harder there right now. I think it's been well publicized. We are - the show is not where I want it to be right now. The ratings are not where I want them to be. I want to make it better.

What makes people successful in this business is to be yourself on camera. Sounds simple. It's not.

When people start to write articles about what might be wrong with the 'Today' show you know where you should point the finger, point it at me because I have been there the longest. And it's my responsibility.

When you feel your family is being threatened and hurt, you speak up. And then you put your head down and go back about your business.

When you have somebody in a position of power show interest in you after you've kind of been down and out, that's a big boost.

You get your dream job and, in my opinion, despite anything they might say about you professionally or personally, you shut up, and you just do the job - and enjoy it.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but cant remember what they are.

Admiration takes on a whole new level when you appreciate just how complex it is to run a modern business.

What I say or do here won't matter much, nor should it.

The CIA teamed up with Army, Air Force and Naval Intelligence to run one of the most nefarious, classified, enhanced interrogation programs of the Cold War. The work took place inside a clandestine facility in the American zone of occupied Germany, called Camp King.

If you don't have confidence, you'll always find a way not to win.

It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Grace... expresses two complementary thoughts Gods unmerited favor to us through Christ and Gods divine assistance to us through the Holy Spirit.

I'm a boots girl. The most I've ever spent on clothing is a pair of Ralph Lauren boots that go over the knee but can also fold down.

Europe has to secure its borders and support those in the neighborhood who share our values.

I could be the best looking guy in the Duma, but that's only because all the other guys are over 60.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

You cant be a real man if you dont look out for your kids. They need you.

The monkey is an organized Sarcasm upon the human race.

The cup of Ireland's misery has been overflowing for centuries and is not yet half full.

Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult.

I think that I've tried many times to get Cuba in my writings, especially Havana, which was once a great and fascinating city.

There is an actor's responsibility in presenting the emotional content of the lyrics to an audience. But whether you do that in a straightforward fashion or an ironic fashion or a blase fashion is all about opportunities, and singers are missing opportunities as artists if they don't pay attention to the lyric.

The manner of a vulgar man has freedom without ease, and the manner of a gentleman has ease without freedom.

When I was in first grade, the kids called me 'fatso.' It hurt, but the way I overcame it was to outrun every kid in the class. So I developed a thick skin, and athletics became my way of performing and being accepted.

It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.

Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.

Natural gas is the best transportation fuel. It's better than gasoline or diesel. It's cleaner, it's cheaper, and it's domestic. Natural gas is 97 percent domestic fuel, North America.