I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

You always pass failure on your way to success.

I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

All the muddy waters of my life cleared up when I gave myself to Christ.

Don't break me up - I wouldn't offend any person, be they black, Asian or whatever.

Everyone who worked on 'The Fox and the Hound' is important. We're all lucky to be in a business that we love.

Everything is about looking for happiness and God. That was a sentiment shared by my dear friend Ronald Reagan.

I didn't want to be short. I've tried to pretend that being a short guy didn't matter. I tried to make up for being short by affecting a strut, by adopting the voice of a much bigger man, by spending more money than I made, by tipping double or triple at bars and restaurants, by dating tall, beautiful women.

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

I just want to make sure that I give the animators everything they need, so they have plenty of choices to match their animation.

I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.

I made all these great musicals with Judy Garland. It was all about me going into a barn and saying: 'Let's put on a show.' That's what me and Judy did.

I was born in Brooklyn, delivered by a Chinese doctor on a table in a boarding house on Sept. 23, 1920.

I've been stealing scenes all my life.

If you listen, you'll learn. If you talk over each other, you don't accomplish anything.

Sometimes the transition from being in control of your life to having absolutely no control is swift, but other times it is so gradual that you wonder exactly when it truly began.

This is the kind of world I was born in, one in which I had only one reason for existence: pleasing others.

To those seniors, and especially elderly veterans like myself, I want to tell you this: You are not alone, and you having nothing to be ashamed of. If elder abuse happened to me, it can happen to anyone. I want you to know that you deserve better.

When I was nineteen years old, I was the number-one star for two years. When I was forty, nobody wanted me. I couldn't get a job.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

Yeah, a few of the films I made were so bad they didn't get released - they escaped.

You've got to recognize, there will never be another you. It has nothing to do with ego; it happens to be the truth. There will never be another person the same. There'll never be another you.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think Im about 100000 short.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesnt work out you havent wasted the whole day.

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

The history of Christianity, therefore, must be of concern to all who are interested in the record of man and particularly to all who seek to understand the contemporary human scene.

There may or may not be a God or gods; the Siblings do not concern themselves with proving or disproving such a thing. By definition, gods are more powerful than men, and thus quite able to fend for themselves without help.

It is a very real concern and my view is that everything changed on September 11th and the procedure, the policies that were in place prior to September 11th no longer should apply.

We have to make philosophy itself an object of philosophical concern.

Common sense tells us that this explosion of media sources should eliminate any concern over a lack of diversity of views in the marketplace and competition.

What has any poet to trust more than the feel of the thing? Theory concerns him only until he picks up his pen, and it begins to concern him again as soon as he lays it down.

The idea of it becomes a little freaky if you're dealing with someone who has trouble differentiating between fantasy and reality, but that's a concern no matter what kind of movie you're dealing with.

As soon as you concern yourself with the 'good' and 'bad' of your fellows, you create an opening in your heart for maliciousness to enter. Testing, competing with, and criticizing others weaken and defeat you.

Given the difficulty of resisting such temptations over the longer run, a proper concern for the welfare of congressional souls may well be the ultimate argument in favor of term limitations.

Environmental concern is now firmly embedded in public life: in education, medicine and law; in journalism, literature and art.

It is your concern when your neighbor's wall is on fire.

Much has been said and continues to be said of what little concern the Turks had for the Acropolis treasures.

We should have been there shoulder to shoulder with our allies. Our concern is the instability of our government as an ally. We are playing again with national and global security matters.

Frankly, I had thought that at the time Roe was decided, there was concern about population growth and particularly growth in populations that we don't want to have too many of.

It is not as though the process of production holds any mystery for me, I know exactly what it involves and I know the predominant concern in shooting one of those things is production values - or as they would say, seeing it all up there on screen.

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His.

My mission is a cosmic mission. My concern is for all of humanity, and not only this present world, but the world hereafter. My mission penetrates the past, present, and future, and encompasses all humanity.

It doesn't much concern me if Tiger plays in the tournament or no.