A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

You always pass failure on your way to success.

I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

All the muddy waters of my life cleared up when I gave myself to Christ.

Don't break me up - I wouldn't offend any person, be they black, Asian or whatever.

Everyone who worked on 'The Fox and the Hound' is important. We're all lucky to be in a business that we love.

Everything is about looking for happiness and God. That was a sentiment shared by my dear friend Ronald Reagan.

I didn't want to be short. I've tried to pretend that being a short guy didn't matter. I tried to make up for being short by affecting a strut, by adopting the voice of a much bigger man, by spending more money than I made, by tipping double or triple at bars and restaurants, by dating tall, beautiful women.

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

I just want to make sure that I give the animators everything they need, so they have plenty of choices to match their animation.

I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.

I made all these great musicals with Judy Garland. It was all about me going into a barn and saying: 'Let's put on a show.' That's what me and Judy did.

I was born in Brooklyn, delivered by a Chinese doctor on a table in a boarding house on Sept. 23, 1920.

I've been stealing scenes all my life.

If you listen, you'll learn. If you talk over each other, you don't accomplish anything.

Sometimes the transition from being in control of your life to having absolutely no control is swift, but other times it is so gradual that you wonder exactly when it truly began.

This is the kind of world I was born in, one in which I had only one reason for existence: pleasing others.

To those seniors, and especially elderly veterans like myself, I want to tell you this: You are not alone, and you having nothing to be ashamed of. If elder abuse happened to me, it can happen to anyone. I want you to know that you deserve better.

When I was nineteen years old, I was the number-one star for two years. When I was forty, nobody wanted me. I couldn't get a job.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

Yeah, a few of the films I made were so bad they didn't get released - they escaped.

You've got to recognize, there will never be another you. It has nothing to do with ego; it happens to be the truth. There will never be another person the same. There'll never be another you.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think Im about 100000 short.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesnt work out you havent wasted the whole day.

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.

Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves.

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

You can fire your secretary, divorce your spouse, abandon your children. But they remain your co-authors forever.

There's nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his life.

Anybody who's been through a divorce will tell you that at one point. they've thought murder. The line between thinking murder and doing murder isn't that major.

I'm not saying that people should not divorce, but at the rate at which it happens here is sick. The kids, they suffer. I don't care what anyone says.

With The Key, it was, I had gone through a divorce and losing my father, and just kinda really reminiscing about how much I loved the traditional side of country music, so I made a record that was really traditional from start to finish.

Sometimes divorce is better than marriage.

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

The day I initiated divorce proceedings against Michael Farmer, I was ready to retire to a desert cave and rethink my life.

Peace, of course, is different from divorce; indeed, in essential respects, divorce is the opposite of peace.

My parent's divorce and hard times at school, all those things combined to mold me, to make me grow up quicker. And it gave me the drive to pursue my dreams that I wouldn't necessarily have had otherwise.

As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds.

I believe I went through a divorce. My relationship with Ellen is no less significant as a marriage than my relationship to Coley.

The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.