I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

You always pass failure on your way to success.

I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

All the muddy waters of my life cleared up when I gave myself to Christ.

Don't break me up - I wouldn't offend any person, be they black, Asian or whatever.

Everyone who worked on 'The Fox and the Hound' is important. We're all lucky to be in a business that we love.

Everything is about looking for happiness and God. That was a sentiment shared by my dear friend Ronald Reagan.

I didn't want to be short. I've tried to pretend that being a short guy didn't matter. I tried to make up for being short by affecting a strut, by adopting the voice of a much bigger man, by spending more money than I made, by tipping double or triple at bars and restaurants, by dating tall, beautiful women.

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

I just want to make sure that I give the animators everything they need, so they have plenty of choices to match their animation.

I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.

I made all these great musicals with Judy Garland. It was all about me going into a barn and saying: 'Let's put on a show.' That's what me and Judy did.

I was born in Brooklyn, delivered by a Chinese doctor on a table in a boarding house on Sept. 23, 1920.

I've been stealing scenes all my life.

If you listen, you'll learn. If you talk over each other, you don't accomplish anything.

Sometimes the transition from being in control of your life to having absolutely no control is swift, but other times it is so gradual that you wonder exactly when it truly began.

This is the kind of world I was born in, one in which I had only one reason for existence: pleasing others.

To those seniors, and especially elderly veterans like myself, I want to tell you this: You are not alone, and you having nothing to be ashamed of. If elder abuse happened to me, it can happen to anyone. I want you to know that you deserve better.

When I was nineteen years old, I was the number-one star for two years. When I was forty, nobody wanted me. I couldn't get a job.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

Yeah, a few of the films I made were so bad they didn't get released - they escaped.

You've got to recognize, there will never be another you. It has nothing to do with ego; it happens to be the truth. There will never be another person the same. There'll never be another you.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce I think Im about 100000 short.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesnt work out you havent wasted the whole day.

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.

I'm getting a wider circle of fans now. More women, more middle class people.

They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have been women, you know, Sonia Gandhi for heaven's sakes in India.

Athletes as role models and heroes is a hoax, a sick hoax. The men and women who are fighting in Iraq, they are the true heroes.

On the road to equality there is no better place for blacks to detour around American values than in forgoing its example in the treatment of its women and the organization of its family.

For a man to strike any women is most brutal, and I, as well as everyone else, think this far worse than any attempt to shoot, which, wicked as it is, is at least more comprehensible and more courageous.

Women don't like advice. They don't want you to fix their problems, they just want you to listen.

Oh yeah, I'm a huge romance fan. And some women like action.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Clearly no one knows what leadership has gone undiscovered in women of all races, and in black and other minority men.

I figured out it was a social thing, what women were allowed to do. At a very young age, I decided I was not going to follow women's rules.

The greatest public health threat for many American women is the men they live with.

The world over, give a guy money and it goes to drinking, gambling, and women. When you give a woman money, it goes to feeding, clothing, helping people.

I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.

Feminism is hated because women are hated. Anti-feminism is a direct expression of misogyny; it is the political defense of women hating.

Films have never shown the kind of relationship that can exist between two women.

They know they're going to look beautiful, and I don't think women should look like costumes. They shouldn't look like fashion victims.

I find that a lot of women respond to my work in that it doesn't make them feel bad about themselves.