Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

Many are called but few get up.

Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

There is always room at the top - after the investigation.

Only the young die good.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

A womans mind is cleaner than a mans She changes it more often.

Darling the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.

Modesty the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.

I like to take pictures of lots of things: people-such as my nephews, my dogs, and just interesting objects that I see. For instance, I might take a picture of flowers by the side of the road, an old sign or a fence.

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.

I am elected by the people of Bucharest, not the dogs.

My feet are dogs.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Happens to everybody. Horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive.

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.

Of the seven experiments, the ones that have been most investigated so far have been the pets. The dogs who know when their masters for coming home, and the sense of being stared at.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!

Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.

In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.

That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.

Dogs are very, very pleasant with people that they're connected to.

I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers.

There are writers in Germany who drink the Absolute like water; and there are books in which even the dogs make references to the Infinite.

Feed the dogs. I hate to hear them barking like that.

It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little Chihuahuas and the guys come in with their Golden Retrievers.

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way.

One of my dogs is in the movie Beethoven's 2nd.

Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.

You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men.

If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very sexy I think too in the way they move.

I started working at Hanna-Barbera in '92 on 2 Stupid Dogs.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.