Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.

Why by a book when you can join a library.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

Where there's a will - there's a relative!

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!

Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.

Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.

Why buy a book when you can join a library.

You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say, 'I did that.'

Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.

Body language is more powerful than words.

Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the inside

Being on the edge isnt as safe but the view is better.

Same sex marriage isnt gay privilege its equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches dont.

Same sex marriage is not a gay privilege its equal rights.

Where theres a will theres a relative.

Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

Since there is absolutely no logical reason to assume there is an afterlife, I decided to make the life I have now as much fun as possible.

Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.

If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed humanely.

Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational.

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

You see reality TV and it's not reality TV. It's contrived and everything is plotted and scripted nearly. Documentaries are the same and just as bad.

A world without any lies at all is not a good world, because it's artless and because there are no white lies, no flattery.

Integrity, a firm adherence to the highest moral and ethical standards, is essential to the life of a true Latter-day Saint.

The gospel announces that God doesn't relate to us based on our feats for Jesus, but Jesus' feats for us.

Sometimes, if you fake confidence long enough, you're going to be confident.

I think I just learned that God has a plan for all of us, and I work hard and do all the things I can, but at the same time, His will is perfect; and me trying to control it, it's not going to work.

I'll admit, sometimes I've paid the bills with acting. You know the phrase, 'It's one for the money, two for the showreel.' I don't want that as a director. I don't want to compromise myself. There's a big old wide world out there. I want to explore it.

I do not write poetry; I take words and dip them in feelings.

My mom was always late. It drove me crazy as a child. So I'm always on time - or early.

The more you adapt, the more interesting you are.

That does not mean that we must forego just and fair criticism, or refrain from opposition to policies which are debatable or which do not command our approval.

Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it.

If matters go badly now, they will not always be so.

Creativity is a mansion. If you're empty in one room, all you have to do is go out into the hallway and enter another room that's full.

As soon as I walk down that sticky six-mile patterned carpet that welcomes you at Heathrow, I buy the Sunday papers and read the fashion supplements cover to cover. Even though hardly a single word in them seems directed at any male who ever lived, I find them compulsive reading.

All I could think about was, 'I just wanna blow him away. I wanna make him proud, because I really wanna sign with Timbaland and spend the rest of my career making music with Tim.'

The U.S.S.R. had absolutely nothing to do with the triumph of the Cuban Revolution.

The greatest investment you’ll ever make is investing in you.

Dont get too comfortable with who you are at any given time you may miss the opportunity to become who you want to be.

Doing the right thing isnt always easy in fact sometimes its real hard but just remember that doing the right thing is always right.

I always thought of Djibouti as a place where human history hasn't really begun yet - or perhaps it's already over. There's something in the landscape that's stronger than human civilisation. There's no agriculture, for example, and there are live volcanoes.

I came out of my professional athlete career with a 450 credit score, no money in the bank to show for it, but I had an Ivy League degree. So I put that Dartmouth degree to good use and got a job on Wall Street. I hated it but used the time to make connections and become financially literate.