Why by a book when you can join a library.

Why by a book when you can join a library.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!

Where there's a will - there's a relative!

Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!

Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.

Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn everything that anyone ever learned. But you've got to want it.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.

There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.

Why buy a book when you can join a library.

You should make something. You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what it is. It doesn't matter if it's a table or a film or gardening-everyone should create. You should do something, then sit back and say, 'I did that.'

Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.

Body language is more powerful than words.

Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the inside

Being on the edge isnt as safe but the view is better.

Same sex marriage isnt gay privilege its equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches dont.

Same sex marriage is not a gay privilege its equal rights.

Where theres a will theres a relative.

Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

Since there is absolutely no logical reason to assume there is an afterlife, I decided to make the life I have now as much fun as possible.

Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.

If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed humanely.

Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational.

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.

You see reality TV and it's not reality TV. It's contrived and everything is plotted and scripted nearly. Documentaries are the same and just as bad.

A world without any lies at all is not a good world, because it's artless and because there are no white lies, no flattery.

He has the power to heal and strengthen the soul. He is Jesus Christ.

Becoming a superstar takes about 10,000 hours of hard work.

I have a Roman nose. It roams all over my face.

In L.A., I live right across from Universal Studios.

Mining is a dangerous profession. There's no way to make a mine completely safe: These are the words owners have always used to excuse needless deaths and the words miners use to prepare for them.

When you are happy and in love and when you have children, then maybe you are beautiful.

Bitcoin woke us all up to a new way to pay, and culturally, I think a much larger percentage of us have become accustomed to the idea that money no longer comes with the friction it once had.

Ever since I was young, I've read Austen and the Brontes. My friends laugh, but those books are always so tragic and wonderful - those stories, they're just incredible.

What we share as introverts is the love of ideas and the desire to explore them with minimal interruption. We want and need input, but we'd rather get it through reading, research, and rich conversation than through unfiltered talk.

A movie is like a tip of an iceberg, in a way, because so little of what you do in connection with making a movie actually gets into the movie. Almost everything gets left behind.

The less we read the Word of God, the less we desire to read it, and the less we pray, the less we desire to pray.

I don't hold that everybody has to love fashion. Some people like gardening.

You cannot avoid war in life, you cannot avoid the fear of terrorism, you cannot avoid those things now, they are a part of everyday demeanor.

A career is a career, but you're a mother until you die.

The people who really resurrected 'Blade Runner' was 'MTV.'

There are women who literally squeeze a baby out of their bodies or get cut open in major surgery, have a human being, the next generation of the human race pulled from their bodies, and within a couple of weeks have to go back to work, because if they don't, they can't pay their bills. Something's wrong with that.

I just want something sugary and sweet. A really romantic treat. The only thing I can think of is when our lips meet.

There are so many different camps about what being gay means. The danger comes when each one is so rigid that it sees itself as the true picture.

Don't judge men's wealth or godliness by their Sunday appearance.

Love yourself. Be gentle, kind, respectful, sincere. If you carry that out, you might inspire others with that attitude.