No people in the world can make you feel so small as the English.

I do not 'get' ideas; ideas get me.

I see Canada as a country torn between a very northern, rather extraordinary, mystical spirit which it fears and its desire to present itself to the world as a Scotch banker.

No people in the world can make you feel so small as the English.

To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.

There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.

The drama may be called that part of theatrical art which lends itself most readily to intellectual discussion: what is left is theater.

Pornography is rather like trying to find out about a Beethoven symphony by having somebody tell you about it and perhaps hum a few bars.

The great book for you is the book that has the most to say to you at the moment when you are reading. I do not mean the book that is most instructive, but the book that feeds your spirit. And that depends on your age, your experience, your psychological and spiritual need.

The greatest gift that Oxford gives her sons is, I truly believe, a genial irreverence toward learning, and from that irreverence love may spring.

You never see what you want to see, forever playing to the gallery.

Nothing is so easy to fake as the inner vision.

The quality of what is said inevitably influences the way in which it is said, however inexperienced the writer.

The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.

Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.

Extraordinary people survive under the most terrible circumstances and they become more extraordinary because of it.

May I make a suggestion, hoping it is not an impertinence? Write it down: write down what you feel. It is sometimes a wonderful help in misery.

Canada is not really a place where you are encouraged to have large spiritual adventures.

Literary critics, however, frequently suffer from a curious belief that every author longs to extend the boundaries of literary art, wants to explore new dimensions of the human spirit, and if he doesn't, he should be ashamed of himself.

Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.

Do not suppose, however, that I intend to urge a diet of classics on anybody. I have seen such diets at work. I have known people who have actually read all, or almost all, the guaranteed Hundred Best Books. God save us from reading nothing but the best.

What we call luck is the inner man externalized. We make things happen to us.

Only a fool expects to be happy all the time.

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more in old age, as a fine building should be seen by morning light, at noon and by moonlight.

I never heard of anyone who was really literate or who ever really loved books who wanted to suppress any of them.

Tristan and Isolde were lucky to die when they did. They'd have been sick of all that rubbish in a year.

We wanted to meet him, for though we were neither of us naive people we had not wholly lost our belief that it is delightful to meet artists who have given us pleasure.

Their very conservatism is secondhand, and they don't know what they are conserving.

The most original thing a writer can do is write like himself. It is also his most difficult task.

Students today are a pretty solemn lot. One of the really notable achievements of the twentieth century has been to make the young old before their time.

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.

Fanaticism is overcompensation for doubt.

If we seek the pleasures of love, passion should be occasional, and common sense continual.

A Librettist is a mere drudge in the world of opera.

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.

Art is wine and experience is the brandy we distill from it.

The really great eccentrics are all inimitable they are not possessed by a single oddity they are in their deepest selves unlike the generality of mankind.

The eyes see only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.

The ideal companion in bed is a good book.

A Library goes on as far as thought can reach.

To be apt in quotation is a splendid and dangerous gift. Splendid, because it ornaments a man's speech with other men's jewels; dangerous, for the same reason.

Nothing grows old-fashioned so fast as modernity.

'Batman' took 10 months to film, and by the time I stopped working on it, it took a long time before my English accent came out again. I was actually having to try for it.

English football has just had a transfer window imposed for the first time, so it will be interesting to see how managers cope with the squads they have until it re-opens.

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?

Sometimes I feel I can't quite master my written and spoken Spanish, because I'm too much a student of English. I would need another lifetime to learn it.

It has since been agreed that speeches given in English will be translated into French and vice versa, and even into German and Italian when necessary. No doubt translations into Esperanto will also soon be in demand.