Sam Ewing

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Vacation Two weeks on the sunny sands and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves some turn up their noses and some dont turn up at all.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldnt be done.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died.

Holidays: Two weeks on the sunny sands ? and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Always tell your problems to people who don't like you. They're the only ones who want to hear them.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

When you finally go back to your old hometown you find it wasnt the old home you missed but your childhood.

On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who at the dawn of decision sat down to wait and waiting died.