Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Always tell your problems to people who don't like you. They're the only ones who want to hear them.

When you finally go back to your old hometown you find it wasnt the old home you missed but your childhood.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldnt be done.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves some turn up their noses and some dont turn up at all.

On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who at the dawn of decision sat down to wait and waiting died.

Vacation Two weeks on the sunny sands and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Holidays: Two weeks on the sunny sands ? and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Art teaches nothing, except the significance of life.

The present contains nothing more than the past, and what is found in the effect was already in the cause.

There are those, I know, who will reply that the liberation of humanity, the freedom of man and mind, is nothing but a dream. They are right. It is. It is the American Dream.

Well, after I had the heart attack, it was a very simple choice. What the doctor told me I did and I did it religiously. I ate nothing but lean turkey breast or chicken breast or a piece of fish that was very lean. I mean I stayed away from everything.

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better.

It is the privilege of the gods to want nothing, and of godlike men to want little.

They haul you up there for, you know, week after week in this kind of star chamber proceeding. Then at the end of it they say, well, we found nothing, but now it's time for special counsel.

Why are there beings at all, instead of Nothing?

Always, your work is the same: You have to tell a story, you have to make a character. It doesn't matter if there are thousands of dollars, millions behind it, or if there is nothing.

For years the Trio did nothing but play for musicians and other hip people. We practically starved to death.

There's nothing worse than talking about yourself to find out that you're not that interesting.

In the kingdom of heaven it is His work that will be crowned, not yours. Anything in you that He has not wrought Himself will count for nothing.

If nothing is to be done in the given situation, he must invent plausible reasons for doing nothing; and if something must be done, he must suggest the something. The unpardonable sin is to propose nothing, when action is imperative.

There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the Establishment - and nothing more corrupting.

There is sometimes a peculiar confusion in the West that equates progress to whatever is recent or whatever is new, and it is time we understood that progress has nothing to do with the chronology of an idea.

I think I had a more European outlook about the body and sex. The body is in no way dirty, and sex is something beautiful to give to and share with a lover. It has nothing to do with promiscuity, because I only believe in being in love with one man at a time.

Nothing is ever guaranteed, and all that came before doesn't predicate what you might do next.

There ain't nothing from the outside that can lick any of us.

Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed that one is adversity.

Religion has caused more harm than any other idea since the beginning of time. There's nothing good I can say about it. People use it as a crutch.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

I'd rather attempt to do something great and fail than to attempt to do nothing and succeed.

Bright light is injurious to those who see nothing.

Tomorrow night is nothing but one long sleepless wrestle with yesterday's omissions and regrets.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

If you do not know how to ask the right question, you discover nothing.