The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn't the old home you missed but your childhood.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of decision, sat down to wait, and waiting died.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Always tell your problems to people who don't like you. They're the only ones who want to hear them.

When you finally go back to your old hometown you find it wasnt the old home you missed but your childhood.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldnt be done.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves some turn up their noses and some dont turn up at all.

On the plains of hesitation bleach the bones of countless millions who at the dawn of decision sat down to wait and waiting died.

Vacation Two weeks on the sunny sands and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Holidays: Two weeks on the sunny sands ? and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

Yeah, I had an idea to make a very scary movie, based on a kind of serial murderer that preys on tourists.

The People's Republic of China has not yet reached the military might of the Soviet Empire. It requires a little more time and a little more infusion of Western aid, loans, technology and the hard currency of our tourists.

With everything it has to offer, Las Vegas is an obvious destination for tourists, as proven by the over 40 million visitors the city welcomes per year.

We are all tourists in history, and irony is what we win in wars.

In the middle ages people were tourists because of their religion, whereas now they are tourists because tourism is their religion.

The Smithsonian Festival of American Folklife, actually, was an effort to put something on the mall in Washington so American tourists could walk through America, and in their minds everything on the mall would be American.

We are each other's seventh largest trading partner, we are the fifth largest investor there and likewise, we have a lot of exchanges between political leaders, businessmen, tourists and school children too.

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.

After I convinced them that I was a harmless novelist, I actually got them to give me a tour of the harem - which is usually off limits for tourists.

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it will have half the population. They may create a sort of Disneyland at the French Quarter for tourists. The rest I don't know.

I did not feel 'evil' when I wrote advertisements for Puerto Rico. They helped attract industry and tourists to a country which had been living on the edge of starvation for 400 years.

I represent central Florida, which depends on tourists for its economic survival. We need people to be able to get to the State and enjoy it.

I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the work of a President is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town.

The Broadway audience is made up of a greater percentage of tourists now. There's not nearly as much variety and danger and challenge in what's being offered.

Prayer for many is like a foreign land. When we go there, we go as tourists. Like most tourists, we feel uncomfortable and out of place. Like most tourists, we therefore move on before too long and go somewhere else.

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

It's tourists in New York. Everything is geared towards that. It's so hard on Broadway now for them to get people in there. They have to compete with so many other entertainments, so they have to bring a star in which puts people there out of work.

But the Spain which emerged around 1960, beginning with its economic miracle, created by the invasion of tourists, can no longer result in impassioned dedication on the part of its intellectuals, and even less on the part of foreign intellectuals.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

How many people have a family grave in the backyard? I'm sure I'll end up there, or I'll shrink my head and put it in a glass box in the living room. I'll get more tourists to Graceland that way.

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.

To supply people for ages in camps makes no sense... you have to rebuild that cabana that they rent out to tourists on the weekend. They need help getting their fields repaired and their boats repaired.

I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists.

The world does not need tourists who ride by in a bus clucking their tongues. The world as it is needs those who will love it enough to change it, with what they have, where they are.

Carloads of tourists would photograph the family mailbox, and there was weird mail, death threats.

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going.

A woman of honor should never suspect another of things she would not do herself.