If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.
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I think there are a lot of things out there that are humorous that people don't realize until you actually show them what is going on. Saran Wrap for one thing. You know, you could pull enough of that out of the box and it will actually kill you. It will get a hold of you, stick to you, and choke you to death.