Tom Wilson

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.

If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?' more often.

Many of us are more capable than some of us, but none of us is as capable as all of us.

We are set to make very bad history.

I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

You know your life needs more excitement when your greatest challenge all week is removing the lint from your dryer's lint-screen all in one piece.

Risk management is a culture, not a cult. It only works if everyone lives it, not if it's practiced by a few high priests.

Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.

These days an income is something you can't live without - or within.

I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.

A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.

If I had a nickel for every time I said "Why me?" I'd have probably said "Why me?" more often.

If I ever had an out-of-body experience - I'd try to come back to a different one.

A smile is happiness youll find right under your nose.

Many of us are more capable than some of us... but none of us is as capable as all of us!

If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've left a great present behind.

Nobody knows what the future will bring but its a good bet that there will be a delivery charge.

A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

The waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Wisdom doesnt necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.