Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.

We are set to make very bad history.

I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.

These days an income is something you can't live without - or within.

I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.

A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.

If I had a nickel for every time I said "Why me?" I'd have probably said "Why me?" more often.

If I ever had an out-of-body experience - I'd try to come back to a different one.

Many of us are more capable than some of us... but none of us is as capable as all of us!

If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've left a great present behind.

A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

The waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.

If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?' more often.

Many of us are more capable than some of us, but none of us is as capable as all of us.

A smile is happiness youll find right under your nose.

Wisdom doesnt necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Nobody knows what the future will bring but its a good bet that there will be a delivery charge.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.

Risk management is a culture, not a cult. It only works if everyone lives it, not if it's practiced by a few high priests.

You know your life needs more excitement when your greatest challenge all week is removing the lint from your dryer's lint-screen all in one piece.

Roosevelt's magic lay in one facet of his personality: He knew how to take the risk. No other man in public life I knew could so readily take the challenge of the new.

Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it's only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you realize your true potential.

Art teaches nothing, except the significance of life.

If it came to saving the life of one priest or sacrificing the life of an entire congregation, the church would save the life of the priest. Which is backwards, of course.

Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.

All literary men are Red Sox fans - to be a Yankee fan in a literate society is to endanger your life.

At the end, the realization is that she had to get to a place in her life where she could drop her guard and make peace with the fact that whether she had a small amount of time, that she had to kind of live it completely through, instead of living by the rules.

You have choices to make about what you do with the rest of your life.

From the standpoint of observation, then, we must regard it as a highly probable hypothesis that the beginnings of the mental life date from as far back as the beginnings of life at large.

I want to have babies one day but not right now. When I do it I want to do it really well. I want it to be my best project in life.

Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.

I can assure you, public service is a stimulating, proud and lively enterprise. It is not just a way of life, it is a way to live fully.

The work which is manipulated looks a little boring to me. I think life is pretty strange anyway. It is wooo, wooo, wooo!

With an eye made quiet by the power of harmony, and the deep power of joy, we see into the life of things.

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

The good parts of a book may be only something a writer is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck of his whole damn life and one is as good as the other.

Sometimes life's so much cooler when you just don't know any better and all the painful lessons have not hammered your head open yet.

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more.

I love children and I love men, but I can't commit to either for the rest of my life.

Pop music, disco music, and heavy metal music is about shutting out the tensions of life, putting it away.

Yes, I am Algerian of Moroccan origin through my parents, but all my life is Algeria. I was born there.

At one point in your life, you'll have the thing you want or the reasons why you don't.