If I had a nickel for every time I said "Why me?" I'd have probably said "Why me?" more often.

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.

We are set to make very bad history.

I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.

These days an income is something you can't live without - or within.

I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.

A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.

There's no future in spending our present worrying about our past.

If I had a nickel for every time I said "Why me?" I'd have probably said "Why me?" more often.

If I ever had an out-of-body experience - I'd try to come back to a different one.

Many of us are more capable than some of us... but none of us is as capable as all of us!

If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've left a great present behind.

A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

The waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.

If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?' more often.

Many of us are more capable than some of us, but none of us is as capable as all of us.

A smile is happiness youll find right under your nose.

Wisdom doesnt necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Nobody knows what the future will bring but its a good bet that there will be a delivery charge.

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.

Risk management is a culture, not a cult. It only works if everyone lives it, not if it's practiced by a few high priests.

You know your life needs more excitement when your greatest challenge all week is removing the lint from your dryer's lint-screen all in one piece.

By Rice's own standards, the war was well underway by the time he took office. He was a war president the moment he took the oath. But did he act like one?

At the end, the realization is that she had to get to a place in her life where she could drop her guard and make peace with the fact that whether she had a small amount of time, that she had to kind of live it completely through, instead of living by the rules.

It will take a long time, and certainly the West will remain the dominant civilization well into the next century, but the decline is occurring.

I have done things politically, and I've been running a business at the same time, but I sort of joke that to some extent I do more than most legislators have done in their whole careers, and I've been doing it as a part-time job.

I hate wasting people's time.

I just wrote one song at a time. Kinda like an alcoholic. One day at a time.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

The work that we do during the winter is very important; we have a new bike and it's important to develop it during this time, and we start with this test.

Fortunately, I happened to go east at a time when live television was centered in New York.

I want to spend more time with those kids. I want to dedicate my time to train those kids and teach them what it takes, what they need to do to get to this level.

Public opinion polls are rather like children in a garden, digging things up all the time to see how they're growing.

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

When it is time to get to work, I go away completely and don't do anything except the work. And that can be 16 hours a day.

You look at the whole Human Rights questions, I happened to be there at just the right time when the country was awakening - this goes to the first question you asked - the whole country was awakening to a hundred years of injustice that hadn't been resolved yet.

Compared to today's salaries, our cut was minuscule but it was very good for the time.

They haul you up there for, you know, week after week in this kind of star chamber proceeding. Then at the end of it they say, well, we found nothing, but now it's time for special counsel.

When I did the record, I was coming off a time when my contract had been sold and the music industry had changed a lot. I didn't understand how to make records for big labels. I was waiting for a new kind of record label to emerge.

Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.

I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever had.

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.

I had a wonderful time with the Stones but after 31 years, I thought it was time to move on.

Awards were made in Hollywood, in whatever the time it was created. They're to promote each other's movies. You give me an award, I give you an award and people will believe that we are great movies and they'll go to see them. It's still the same.