I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

Clarinets like lawyers have cases mouthpieces and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.

I love Buster Keaton. I was a big fan of the stunt shows at Universal Studios. I'm a huge Cirque du Soleil nut.

Being away from the game you love so much, it will mess with your mind.

My life is now an open book.

To accept ourselves as we are means to value our imperfections as much as our perfections.

We must learn to reawaken and keep ourselves awake not by mechanical aid but by an infinite expectation of the dawn.

I love comedians. They're my community.

It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.

It's important to have people around who love themselves, are true to themselves, who have their own hobbies and their world doesn't revolve around Hollywood. I can always go to my family with any doubts or questions I may have.

I want to make sure we have elected people constantly looking at helping the African-American community.

I'm not gonna say it's all done, 'cause it ain't ever all done.

I have a film called 'A Lonely Place For Dying,' which is the most watched film on the Internet, over 3 million hits, more than any of Hollywood's films.

I don’t know what I’d do without you, I don’t know where I’d be, you’re not just another boy, your everything to me.

The power of the story sheds a light and great perspective on well known facts. The power of cinema draws on that collective history.

I usually destroy unreleased material. It has a way of coming back to haunt you.

Time stays, we go.

A denial of the reality of demonical possessions on the part of anyone who believes the Gospel narrative to be true and inspired may justly be regarded as simply and plainly inconceivable.

Act because you love to act.

Man's only true happiness is to live in hope of something to be won by him. Reverence something to be worshipped by him, and love something to be cherished by him, forever.

I call them associates; I don't like the word 'employee.'

Life and human society are the chief concern of Confucianism and, through it, the chief concern of the Chinese people.

Arguing is the olympics of talking.

Five to six thousand people die every year waiting for organs, but nobody cares.

Polymeric materials in the form of wood, bone, skin and fibers have been used by man since prehistoric time. Although organic chemistry as a science dates back to the eighteenth century, polymer science on a molecular basis is a development of the twentieth century.

If I waited for perfection... I would never write a word.