I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

Clarinets like lawyers have cases mouthpieces and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.

The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.

I think a mother needs to be with mothers. I don't know what they talk about.

I started Rooney in high school. These were guys I went to high school with and guys I knew from L.A.

I believe Twitter, right now, is just finishing the venture capital phase, getting into a maturity level.

Don't believe that winning is really everything. It's more important to stand for something. If you don't stand for something, what do you win

My style changes every day. I would say its casual chic.

Athletics set the right sentiment for a clean and believable sport.

Once you've done one style, you leave it for a while.

When force of circumstance upsets your equanimity lose no time in recovering your self control and do not remain out of tune longer than you can help. Habitual recurrence to the harmony will increase your mastery of it.

I'm amazed at the amount of time people spend on the Internet.

I don't ever think about the roads I didn't take because I spend too much time thinking what's ahead. I don't go backwards.

It's important to make women feel confident, because I think they are more important than men.

Reader, persons who have never witnessed a hurricane, such as not unfrequently desolates the sultry climates of the south, can scarcely form an idea of their terrific grandeur. One would think that, not content with laying waste all on land, it must needs sweep the waters of the shallows quite dry to quench its thirst.

I like for jewelry to tell a story and to be able to talk about what I'm wearing. That's more important to me than a name, brand, or label.

I think we plan everything, somehow, on another level.

In every moment, for every reason - choose LOVE.

If you maintain a healthy diet or at least are smart about your food choices youll still see the pounds come off.

Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.

My great-great-great uncle - or maybe it's only two 'greats' - crossbred the first Aberdeen Angus.

Empathy is really the opposite of spiritual meanness. It’s the capacity to understand that every war is both won and lost. And that someone else’s pain is as meaningful as your own.

Good Firefighters will know their job. Great Firefighters will also know the job of the person above them as well as teach their job to the person below them.

We all know that education unlocks the door of opportunity for the young.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

I could have made a fortune in cheeseburgers, but I finally chose politics.

I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve.