Don Herold

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

There is one thing about baldness its neat.

Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust.

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

A humorist is a person who feels bad but who feels good about it.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.