The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust.

A humorist is a person who feels bad but who feels good about it.

There is one thing about baldness its neat.

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.

In college, you had to worry about that math class or this exam that's coming up on Tuesday, but not in the professionals. You eat, sleep, and do everything related to your craft - and your craft is football. You can be at it from sunup to sundown.

Black women don't have the same body image problems as white women. They are proud of their bodies.

Because of Rudy Giuliani's policies of reducing crime in New York City, tens of thousands of black men, women, and children are alive today that wouldn't have been otherwise.

No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!

Colleges produce more sports therapists than engineers. Perhaps because America is a sporty country: a lot of outdoors.

I don't know whether I'm misanthropic. It seems to me I'm constantly disappointed. I'm very easily disappointed. Disappointed in the things that people do; disappointed in the things that people construct. I want things to be better all the time.

Most of us have days or weeks or months so awful, we wish we'd never been born.

I am motivated to write because it is what I am meant to do. It is not a choice - it is what I am. I did not choose writing - it chose me. And I believe it is necessarily that way. Anyone doing this for some other reason should not be.

There is no such thing as junk food, but there are junk diets.

I just sort of feel like John Hughes movies are perfect, but they're missing violence. If they just had some violence, they'd be perfect.

I know as much as anyone how much her most fervent supporters want Hillary Clinton to run for president.

Dad never misses a chance to remind me that whenever we are travelling together, if 100 people mob him for autographs, five approach me.

I'm fascinated by the way Diane Arbus saw things. She came from this fashion background and then twisted it.

We don't believe carbon capture is a proven, scalable, commercially available technology.

One of the weird things about Hollywood is we're all imposters; we're all just glammed up.

There are cultural biases built into testing, and that was one of the motivations for the concept of affirmative action - to try to balance out those effects.

The first lover is kept a long while, when no offer is made of a second.

If you are still breathing maybe it is not such a bad day after all.

As a brand, Ahla is one of Strauss-Elite's strongest. But we need to do a lot of marketing in order to regain market leadership. I have no doubt that we will do that, even if it takes time.

Heaven to me is percussion and bass, a screaming guitar and a burbling Hammond B-3 organ. It's a soup I love being immersed in.

I want you to like me, but I don't care if you don't.

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them.

I've been an actor for 14 years now and a lot of that time was spent in theatre and television. Then I moved to L.A. to try and build upon that and it's starting to pay off!

Be modest, be respectful of others, try to understand.