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Jack Benny

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Jack Benny
Gags die, humor doesn't.
Jack Benny
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Jack Benny
A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.
Jack Benny
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Jack Benny
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind it doesnt matter.
Jack Benny
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce. Murder yes but divorce never.
Jack Benny
Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.
Jack Benny
Modesty is my best quality.
Jack Benny
It's not so much knowing when to speak...but when to pause.
Jack Benny
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny
Try to save something while your salary is small its impossible to save after you begin to earn more.
Jack Benny
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny
Give me the fresh air a beautiful partner and a nice round of golf And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
Jack Benny
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
Jack Benny

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