I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Modesty is my best quality.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

Try to save something while your salary is small its impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind it doesnt matter.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce. Murder yes but divorce never.

Give me the fresh air a beautiful partner and a nice round of golf And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

It's not so much knowing when to speak...but when to pause.

A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

In the case of composite colour, an infinity of systems must be obtained for maxima infinitely slight and with an infinity of interval values separating them - that is to say, the whole thickness of the sensitive layer is occupied in continuous manner by these maxima.

It lies not in our power to love or hate For will in us is over ruld by fate.

What better way to get to know a culture than to go there and learn their sports? And I say to people who tell me they can't travel, 'How much did you spend at the mall this year? How many times did you eat out? Take that money and go.'

If you've really got a problem with me, and you came and told me you had a problem with me, I'd be interested to listen to you. But if you're just some loser that sits there and hammers away on some blog form or whatever, I don't have time for that. Why even worry about it?

Technology feeds on itself. Technology makes more technology possible.

Talent is only the starting point.

The amygdala in the emotional center sees and hears everything that occurs to us instantaneously and is the trigger point for the fight or flight response.

If you write a good action sequence well in a novel, you're already writing it for film, because the only way to do it well is to use some of the same tricks. They're rhetorical, not visual, but it's the same move.

Change is inevitable. Progress is optional.

God who created us has granted us the faculty of speech that we might disclose the counsels of our hearts to one another and that, since we possess our human nature in common, each of us might share his thoughts with his neighbor, bringing them forth from the secret recesses of the heart as from a treasury.

There are no secrets.

Technical knowledge has now become an integral aspect of the Iranian psyche.

Ignorance is the womb of monsters.

I don't know if I'm able to play a cop for the rest of my life.

The problem with Yanks is they are wimps.

Success in golf depends less on strength of body, more on strength of mind and character.

Songwriting is like going to church. I'm connecting to something, and it's rewarding in really important ways. I don't need to share it with anyone to feel good about it.

I've never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality - period.

If there were only one truth, you couldn't paint a hundred canvases on the same theme.

When good people consider you the bad guy you develop a heart to help the bad ones. You actually understand them.

I don't watch the news because I wouldn't leave the house. I would not leave the house.

I think MTV put a huge dent in the songwriting craft.

Intensity builds immensity

Salvation cannot be bought with the currency of obedience; it is purchased by the blood of the Son of God. Thinking that we can trade our good works for salvation is like buying a plane ticket and then supposing we own the airline. Or thinking that after paying rent for our home, we now hold title to the entire planet earth.