Modesty is my best quality.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Modesty is my best quality.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

Try to save something while your salary is small its impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you dont mind it doesnt matter.

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce. Murder yes but divorce never.

Give me the fresh air a beautiful partner and a nice round of golf And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

It's not so much knowing when to speak...but when to pause.

A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

No age, sex, or condition is above or below the absolute necessity of modesty; but without it one is vastly beneath the rank of man.

Modesty is a quality in a lover more praised by the women than liked.

No education can be of true advantage to young women but that which trains them up in humble industry, in great plainness of living, in exact modesty of dress.

At least I have the modesty to admit that lack of modesty is one of my failings.

Modesty is the color of virtue.

I think that for the highest achievements nowadays... need to have the stable as a rock scientific base. And also need to own modesty.

If modesty disappeared, so would exhibitionism.

I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... but I am too busy thinking about myself.

Nothing so soothes our vanity as a display of greater vanity in others; it make us vain, in fact, of our modesty.

With people of limited ability modesty is merely honesty. But with those who possess great talent it is hypocrisy.

There are no better cosmetics than a severe temperance and purity, modesty and humility, a gracious temper and calmness of spirit; and there is no true beauty without the signatures of these graces in the very countenance.

Nothing can atone for the lack of modesty; without which beauty is ungraceful and wit detestable.

With sincere modesty, if there is such a thing, I have never thought of legacy at all. I am always grateful if people like what I have done. A legacy is something no one can forsee.

"Sex" is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of.

Because impudence is a vice, it does not follow that modesty is a virtue; it is built upon shame, a passion in our nature, and may be either good or bad according to the actions performed from that motive.

Modesty is the conscience of the body.

Some are blessed with musical ability, others with good looks. Myself, I was blessed with modesty.

He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.

It rarely adds anything to say, "In my opinion" - not even modesty. Naturally a sentence is only your opinion; and you are not the Pope.

I knew I was a winner back in the late sixties. I knew I was destined for great things. People will say that kind of thinking is totally immodest. I agree. Modesty is not a word that applies to me in any way - I hope it never will.

It is strange that modesty is the rule for women when what they most value in men is boldness.

You have a good many little gifts and virtues, but there is no need of parading them, for conceit spoils the finest genius. There is not much danger that real talent or goodness will be overlooked long, and the great charm of all power is modesty.

Modesty and unselfishness - these are the virtues which men praise - and pass by.

I wish I had invented blue jeans. They have expression, modesty, sex appeal, simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.

The delicate balance between modesty and conceit is popularity.

We must watch over our modesty in the presence of those who cannot understand its grounds.

Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.

To test a modest man's modesty do not investigate if he ignores applause, find out if he abides criticism.

True it is that covetousness is rich, modesty starves.