I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

I will not get very far with this attitude.

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Grammar is not a time of waste.

Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't

This is how psychiatry has functioned-as a kind of property arm of the government, who can put you away if your husband doesn't like you.

A good husband makes a good wife.

It's always been really important for me to try to maintain a balanced life, professional and personal, and this was absolutely something that my husband and I had hoped for.

I have finally become a husband and I am genuinely enjoying every moment of it.

My husband was actually very keen that I would become a Bond girl.

I must quit marrying men who feel inferior to me. Somewhere there must be a man who could be my husband and not feel inferior.

An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.

Nobody teaches you to be a father. Nobody teaches you to be a husband. Nobody teaches you how to be a star. You have to learn to work with the tools.

A true king is neither husband nor father; he considers his throne and nothing else.

Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

But, alas! what poor Woman is ever taught that she should have a higher Design than to get her a Husband?

Personally, I can't see why it would be any less romantic to find a husband in a nice four-color catalogue than in the average downtown bar at happy hour.

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way.

And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have.

If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar.

I'm not resigning, and I'm going to try very hard to go back to work a better man and a better husband too.

Again, I shall be told that the law presumes the husband to be kind, affectionate, and ready to provide for and protect his wife. But what right, I ask, has the law to presume at all on the subject?

The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love.

I know who I am as a person, as a father, and as a husband.

Donald, my husband, considers himself a feminist.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No talk, no trouble.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

I'm very devoted to my husband and we've been together for a very long time.

Women who have had no lovers, or having had one, two or three, have not found a husband, have perhaps rather had a miss than a loss, as men go.

I think there's something degrading about having a husband for a rival. It's humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed.

I like to feel sexy. I know my husband thinks I'm sexy. I think he is too. But I don't go out half-naked with 'sex' written across my back.

Sometimes I have given my husband a manuscript to read that has turned out to have fantastic rave reviews and he'll tell me it is no good. Well, if I didn't know him as well as I know him I would be terribly depressed.

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

My husband thinks he's compromising if we have one cook instead of three.

You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting.

I know my limitations, and I don't like politics. I was only involved because of my husband.