My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

I didn't ever feel close to my real family. I didn't feel validated; I never felt right because I was always wrong.

I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing.

I read somewhere that when I go on stage, people realize that they're not me and they feel better. When I walk off the stage, people know who I really am. I'm not saying it's great comedy, cool comedy or better comedy - but that's what I do, and I do it first for myself.

I'm psyched-up when I do radio. I can reach hundreds of thousands of people in a market. And way psyched-up when I'm on television. For people not to take it seriously is foolish.

If you want to devote yourself to the arts, you'd better do it strictly from passion, because there is zero guarantee that you'll get anywhere. The hardest thing is dealing with business people who have nothing to do with your art. They could care less that you're up at 4:30 in the morning writing a joke. Don't expect any sympathy from anybody.

My act is always a work in progress. I pray I have a bad day before a show.

My humor is channeling everything through my brain. For example, when I talk about something, it's how Richard Lewis feels about it. I'm a storyteller. I do a lot of free association.

My performance level has risen - and my anxiety-level has sky-rocketed.

My wife's hip, beautiful and independent and never jealous.

There's a thin line between narcissism, even if it's a healthy narcissism, and entertainment.

When I started out, I struggled, and I was broke a lot. But I'm glad I struggled, and I'm glad I was broke a lot.

When I was younger, I listened to the greats: Winters, Mel and Carl, Nichols and May, Pryor, Carlin, Klein, Berman and lots of Lenny Bruce albums. But once I started doing fairly well, I didn't want to hear anybody's jokes or premises.

Theres a thin line between narcissism even if its a healthy narcissism and entertainment.

My grandmother was a Jewish juggler she used to worry about six things at once

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

You just can't get too focused on worrying about what's going to happen in the next quarter. You have to worry about where the business is headed long-term.

The more technique you have, the less you have to worry about it. The more technique there is, the less there is.

I would never jeopardize classified information to be brought out to the public. This information is all open source. There is no reason to worry about classification. It is simply an attempt by bureaucrats to cover their rear ends.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

I don't worry too much about the script, I just ad lib, like Pearl Bailey.

You don't only worry about the people who hate or resent you; in a way, you're more worried about the people who love you.

Whereas Jeremy is just the opposite: always moving because he's never really thinking of anything and the kind of guy you'd worry inviting to a dinner party because he says what he thinks. He can be insulting at times but doesn't mean to be.

I never had the high-paying job or the company car. It took me over a decade to pay off my student loans. I never had to worry about where to dock my yacht to reduce my taxes.

I'm not a kid. You don't get in this business for anonymity. It's not like I have posters of myself on the wall, but at the same time, I'm kind of ready for a little bit of it, but I worry for my little one, and my family - their privacy. That's what I'm more protective of.

We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.

As I have not worried to be born, I do not worry to die.

I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.

The sovereign cure for worry is prayer.

The man who can put himself in the place of other men, who can understand the workings of their minds, need never worry about what the future has in store for him.

The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.

One thing, when you're an actor, you finish something and then you have to worry about what the next gig is. When you're a musician, you can always write your own stuff, and I'm working on new stuff for a new album right now.

I'm not going to worry about the Cure slipping down into the second division; it doesn't bother me because I never expected to be in the first division anyway.

In Tarzan I only had to worry about the bees.

Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.

I suppose all writers worry about the well running dry.

I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying.

I don't really worry about being typecast much. I mean, everyone in Hollywood is typecast to a degree.

Every piece has its own identity which we develop by the rule 'We know no limits.' We follow the inspiration of the moment and don't worry if what we're playing is alternative, progressive or fusion rock.

I used to worry about what life was for - now being alive seems sufficient reason.

A lot of places I go are dangerous, like Tel Aviv or Rio, but that never stops me from going there and putting on a show. I have good security. I don't worry about that.

I think that the character that I'm playing now is so fundamentally different than Ally that I haven't I haven't felt like I had to worry about it at all. But I definitely wanted to make a different choice.