I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!

I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

I've created such a monster.

The Guru is the bright mask which God wears in order to come to us.

I've got good vibes up here in the Akron area, Cleveland area.

I've been through so much of my own self-search that I'm not as consumed with who I am as I used to be.

I laughed at Willie Nelson, wondering why he spends all his life on that tour bus. And I look at myself, and I'm sitting in airplanes half the time.

Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.

Cricket, like all sport, offers glory to few and a lifetime of it to even fewer. For the investment it demands, it offers short careers that end when people in other professions are starting to flourish.

People do that on Facebook and it's the dumbest thing in the world. I don't care what your dinner looks like. Stop cluttering up the Internet with pictures of your dinner.

When people talked about protecting their privacy when I was growing up, they were talking about protecting it from the government. They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.

I've come to admire our military kids more than you all will know, because you guys are heroes. And the only way your parents are able to serve is because you guys hold it down, and you do it with maturity beyond your years.

Patience is the secret to good food.

A team is more than a collection of people. It is a process of give and take.

I'm a firm believer in the hustle game.

Auditions are just torture. I'm trying to get better at it. It's a very difficult thing to do. You go into a tiny room with a camera with somebody who is doing this with 100 other people, and they're so bored, and then you have to be like, 'Hey! I'm gonna show you what I got!'

I think one day I want to be on the other side of the camera-maybe directing.

That day, my first day on the job, was September 11, 2001! I was actually being recognized by Switzerland the very day that the World Trade Center was hit.

Don't doubt your value. Don't run from who you are.

Few whites are ready to actively promote civil rights for blacks.

There's a lot of interesting words, nomenclatures, in science.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

In general, the PC's always had a fairly decent tie to GDP.

You don't have to become Mother Teresa to make an impact in the world. But nothing can be achieved if, at the very least, we are not talking about it.

All concerns of men go wrong when they wish to cure evil with evil.

I sailboat raced, I love to go out on my motorcycle alone, but I also love my family dearly. I love that aspect of my life as well.

I do believe that peoples' natures can be changed, and they have to be changed if we want to live in this modern world and be a part of it.