I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!

I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

I've created such a monster.

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.

I gave up shame a long time ago.

All art is a confession.

I wring my hands because I know that as a dude, my privilege, my long-term deficiencies work against me in writing women, no matter how hard I try and how talented I am.

In 1966 I became president of the British Computer Society.

Some people meet me sometimes and they sit down and talk to me for a while and ask me my name and say, 'Oh, you're the guy'.

I suppose people hadn't really thought each decade should have its own character and be different from the others till the 1920s, although I remember in a nineteenth-century Russian novel someone remarked that a character was a typical man of the 1830s - progressive and an atheist.

I just remember I wanted to make my own dynasty and not keep following trends. I wanted to make my own.

Foreign students add cultural value to their British peers, who need an international outlook.

I'm sort of a delusional in the sense of, I was just gonna graduate from school and just, like, prance onto a film set and have a movie crew waiting for me to make my '8½' or something, which is completely insane.

Our party cannot be all things to all people. It can't be. Our loudest opponents on the left are never going to like us so let's stop trying to curry favor with them.

The sharpest sword is a word spoken in wrath.

Arrogance is the obstruction of wisdom.

Early impressions are like glimpses seen through the window by night when lightning is about.

I'm kind of fat.

Roman Polanski is one of my favorite filmmakers, and John Phillips one of my favorite songwriters. I had the honor to meet each of these men and was almost giddy to be blessed with the chance to tell each artist what his work meant has to me.

It is not the function of the government to stop the citizen from falling into error it is the function of the citizen to keep the government from falling into error.

The angel of mercy, the child of love, together had flown to the realms above.

Tennis is an individual sport, and I am quite a self-conscious person.

Cricket is an international game which is played by a diverse range of cultures and communities. Respect for each other is a key component of the game and racist comments have no place in cricket.

When you're wearing a corset for a long period of time, things that were important to you hours before are no longer important, because doing them exhausts you.

People have hearts, they have kids, they get jobs, they get sick, they cry, they dance. They live, they love, and they die. And that matters.

Vanity, showing off, is an attitude that reduces spirituality to a worldly thing, which is the worst sin that could be committed in the church.

The paradox of reality is that no image is as compelling as the one which exists only in the mind's eye.