Ted Nugent

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.

Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim, then our immigration laws are part of the package.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

I think you should ride the line between fatigue and chaos. The chaos keeps the energy level and spontaneity maximized, while fatigue is just over the edge, and you should try to avoid it.

Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.

I really have the American dream licked.

There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.

Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.

If there is one thing I am, it's always right.

At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.

Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.