Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

I really have the American dream licked.

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.

Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.

Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.

I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.

I think you should ride the line between fatigue and chaos. The chaos keeps the energy level and spontaneity maximized, while fatigue is just over the edge, and you should try to avoid it.

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim, then our immigration laws are part of the package.

If there is one thing I am, it's always right.

Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.

Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

The misconception that a victory can be worth its price, has in the nuclear age become a total illusion.

Shall I tell you what the real evil is? To cringe to the things that are called evils, to surrender to them our freedom, in defiance of which we ought to face any suffering.

We need to keep in mind the well-established fact that the full effects of monetary policy are felt only after long lags. This means that policy makers cannot wait until they have achieved their objectives to begin adjusting policy.

I think poetry was always where I went to deal with my deepest feelings.

We must, however, acknowledge, as it seems to me, that man with all his noble qualities... still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.

I've always wanted to write an airport book.

He will easily be content and at peace, whose conscience is pure.

When you do a film in a foreign language, you know there's a cost in it, that you know, unfortunately, the audiences of foreign language films have not been cultivated. There's a market, but the market has been reduced, unfortunately, and you know that when you're making a foreign language film, you're making a choice.

We've changed in the sense that we flipped - and this is no longer the Republican party of Lincoln. This is the party of suppression.

If you say you are the Safe Food Foundation, that means you're implying that your food is safer or that every other bit of food that we're eating is not safe. If they were a really honest foundation, they would call themselves the anti-GM foundation.

I think in the early part of my career, the roles were so disparate that it never gave anybody an opportunity to understand my essence and what I would be good at doing, as opposed to what I would not be good at doing, so these little moments of beautiful things that were happening to me were consistent, but very few and very far between.

One of the litmus tests for judicial conservatism is the idea of judicial restraint - that courts should give substantial deference to the decisions of the political process. When Congress and the president enact a law, conservatives generally say, judges should avoid 'legislating from the bench.'

I don't think I was fully satisfied acting. You know, the girlfriend role or the best friend role, and that wasn't enough for me.

I think we are waiting for an e-book that even non-techies can be comfortable with. From my point of view, the biggest change is that I don't have to spend most of the day printing out and packaging a manuscript. I think I almost miss that.