I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

I really have the American dream licked.

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.

Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.

Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.

I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.

I think you should ride the line between fatigue and chaos. The chaos keeps the energy level and spontaneity maximized, while fatigue is just over the edge, and you should try to avoid it.

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim, then our immigration laws are part of the package.

If there is one thing I am, it's always right.

Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.

Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

I always looked for a man to rescue me and bring me happiness. I bought into that myth, of course, and looked for my own Prince Charming.

Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.

No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.

To describe happiness is to diminish it.

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

So many people have said that to me, that what they really like about Alex is what she brings out in Marissa, and what this situation brings out in her, a hint of happiness and another side to her character.

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

To be able to throw one's self away for the sake of a moment, to be able to sacrifice years for a woman's smile - that is happiness.

Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.

Happiness seems made to be shared.

Aye, I'm tellin' ye, happiness is one of the few things in this world that doubles every time you share it with someone else.

Even when there are times that we're not happy, happiness will creep in.

Character is power; it makes friends, draws patronage and support and opens the way to wealth, honor and happiness.

The greatest happiness is to know the source of unhappiness.