Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?

I really have the American dream licked.

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.

Gibson has been making the finest electric guitars the world has ever witnessed for over 70 years. They are as American as God, guns and rock and roll.

Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.

I am the Great White Buffalo and I play an American-made Gibson guitar that can blow your head clean off at 100 paces.

I have self-actualized. Pardon me whilst I adjust my glowing halo.

I surround myself with positive, productive people of good will and decency.

I think you should ride the line between fatigue and chaos. The chaos keeps the energy level and spontaneity maximized, while fatigue is just over the edge, and you should try to avoid it.

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

If America is a nation of laws as we proclaim, then our immigration laws are part of the package.

If there is one thing I am, it's always right.

Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There is no finer sonic-producing weapon for a guitar slayer than a hand crafter Gibson masterpiece.

Use your lives wisely, my friends, and conserve these precious freedoms for future generations.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

Without question Gibson guitars are the finest, most revered guitars on the planet.

Without question, the Red Ryder BB gun is the most important gun in the history of American weaponry.

I like to take pictures of lots of things: people-such as my nephews, my dogs, and just interesting objects that I see. For instance, I might take a picture of flowers by the side of the road, an old sign or a fence.

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.

I am elected by the people of Bucharest, not the dogs.

My feet are dogs.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Happens to everybody. Horses, dogs, men. Nobody gets out of life alive.

I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.

Of the seven experiments, the ones that have been most investigated so far have been the pets. The dogs who know when their masters for coming home, and the sense of being stared at.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!

Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.

In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.

That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.

Dogs are very, very pleasant with people that they're connected to.