Shilling/Pumping — Someone essentially advertising another crypto-currency. If a coin is promised to cure cancer or be the second coming of Jesus, it's being shilled.

Exchange

FIAT

FOMO

Fud

Fudster

Hodl

Lambo

Mooning

Whale

Altcoin

Tokens

ICO

Stable Coin

Pump and Dump

Bagholder

Market Cap

Blockchain

Node

Mining

Mining Rig

Fork

PoW

PoS

Sharding

Storage Wallet

Hardware Wallet

Ledger Nano S/Trezor

Cold Storage

Smart Contract

Solidity

Dapp

The Flippening

Gas

Gas Price

Wei

Gwei

Finney/Szabo

Raiden Network

Frontier, Homestead, Metropolis, Serenity

MEW

EEA

DAO

This is it, Gentlemen

Private Key

Public Key

I sometimes try to write something that is actually really simple and I can't do it. So, then, it's not simple anymore. It's really hard and it gets all messed up. I sometimes sit down and try to write a song with just three chords and it doesn't work.

If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize.

Make decisions while youre up that you can handle while youre down.