Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.

I'm a radical, and I always have been.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.

When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly.

You havent lived until youve died in California.

The fact is that you cant have a good relationship with a girl who hasnt settled things with her father.

I think film is collaboration, and I always want to hear everyone's input.

I seem to keep returning to my father in poems because his personality was so extreme, so driven. He did everything to excess.

I don't think there's an option for me to fall in love slowly or at medium speed. I either do, or I don't.

Sometimes you can do things for people other than yourself.

What is required of a working hypothesis is a fine capacity for discrimination.

An expert knows all the answers - if you ask the right questions.

I'm not a booky actor, I don't go away and do loads of reading up on a part, generally. I'm more interested in what the people we're portraying do physically, and looking at their sentence construction.

Where every something, being blent together turns to a wild of nothing.

Nu shu means women's writing. And it was a secret writing system that was invented by women, used by women and kept a secret by women in one very remote county in China for a thousand years. It's the only language that was invented and used by women to have been found anywhere in the world.

Conservation may be a sign of personal virtue, but it is not a sufficient basis for a sound, comprehensive energy policy.

It is much more important to know what sort of a patient has a disease than what sort of a disease a patient has.

Don't ally your personal interests with the development of the company.

When I started modeling, I was definitely heavier. I was quite voluptuous in fact. I had a real baby face and baby fat. But I was a baby! I was told I had to get into better shape, but I'm quite stubborn so I didn't.

You can't break what's broken already.

The new fashion is to talk about the most private parts of your life; other fashion is to repent of your excesses and to criticize the drugs that made you happy in the other times.

Inner beauty radiates from within, and there's nothing more beautiful than when a woman feels beautiful on the inside.

There are certain people I'd absolutely love to work with. I was a huge fan of 'Two and a Half Men.' The comedic timing was so perfect on that show. So maybe that show or maybe 'Modern Family.' Both of those shows have great casts.

Everything from Washington's handling of the N.S.A., as well as Apple launching a new iPhone. These events can move billions of dollars in the stock market, and it seems as if the East Coast and West Coast are merging in some respects, so we felt like we needed a little bit more from a content perspective to match what our audience was looking for.

I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.

When I'm on my deathbed, I'll hopefully be able to count more friends than parts that I had.

I always try to be a reliable friend.

We were only allowed to watch Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers and 3-2-1 Contact!

Really, I don't like to do any household chores. There was a time when I loved to cook, but that was when I wasn't writing books.

Don’t find love, let love find you, that’s why it’s called “Falling in Love”. You don’t force yourself to fall, you just fall.